Profile Summary: Joa Max Bornholdt (aka ArchibaldCerveza29)
FIDE Title: FIDE Master
Joa Max Bornholdt, known online as ArchibaldCerveza29, is a chess virtuoso with a knack for blitz and bullet that would make even the most caffeine-fueled grandmasters blink twice. Earning the prestigious title of FIDE Master, Joa doesn't just play chess—they practically live it.
Rating & Performance Highlights
- Peak Blitz Rating: 2593 (June 2025)
- Peak Bullet Rating: 2589 (November 2024)
- Peak Rapid Rating: 2222 (Feb 2023)
- Peak Daily Rating: 1341 (Dec 2023)
Playing Style & Habits
Joa is the type of player who doesn’t quit easily; with a remarkable comeback rate of nearly 74%, loss of a piece is just another challenge to overcome. While the early resignation rate is a modest 18.6%, this player knows when to fight and when to pour another cup of coffee.
Their average winning game runs around 63 moves, proving patience is a virtue, while losses tend to drag on a bit longer, often reaching 71 moves — maybe wrestling with the inevitable checkmate until the very end.
Prefers white pieces slightly more, boasting a White Win Rate of 64.5%— probably because ArchibaldCerveza29 enjoys making the first move, like calling shotgun before a road trip.
Favorite Weapons on the Board
Joa's secret weapon in blitz and bullet tournaments is intriguingly titled "Top Secret"—no, not a covert operation, but their most successful opening with a solid 55.75% win rate in Blitz and an impressive 65.91% in Bullet games. Other fan favorites include the Queens Gambit Declined Semi Tarrasch Pillsbury Variation, boasting a perfect 100% win rate over two games, and the Scandinavian Defense, where Joa holds their ground firmly.
Notable Stats & Quirks
- Longest Winning Streak: 23 games—like a boss on a Beyoncé track
- Longest Losing Streak: 13 games—not even a FIDE Master is immune to Murphy’s Law
- Best Time of Day to Play: 5 AM—apparently, Joa’s brain wakes up well before the coffee kicks in
- Rated vs Casual Performance: Wins dip by 32.65% versus casual games—clearly, Joa saves their best moves for the real deal
Recent Battles
In one of the latest online duels, Joa played the Queen’s Gambit Declined Semi-Tarrasch Pillsbury Variation to a brilliant victory with a rock-solid strategic finish that left their opponent surrendering gracefully by resignation. Notably, Joa’s resilience shines through even in defeat, showing a true competitor’s heart.
Final Thoughts
Joa Max Bornholdt is not just a name on the rating lists. Whether blitzing through bullet innings or grinding out lengthy rapid games, they combine enthusiasm, tactical prowess, and a sprinkle of mystery (“Top Secret” openings, anyone?) to keep opponents guessing.
So next time you face ArchibaldCerveza29, bring your A-game—and maybe a time machine to beat that 5 AM brainpower surge!