Арте́м Поля́ков — The Chess Bio-logician
Meet Артём Поляков, or as the chessboard calls him, Artemjrofnf — a player whose rating graph resembles a fascinating evolutionary tree, always adapting and sometimes mutating. Specializing in rapid battles, Артём has explored the opening genomes from the King's Pawn Leonardis Variation (where he boasts a sharp 80% win gene expression) to the more experimental Van’t Kruijs Opening, although that opening seems to be a little more recessive with a modest 30% win rate.
With 136 rapid games logged in 2023 alone, Артём's statistics are a biochemical testament to resilience: a comeback rate of nearly 42% and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece—now that's a cellular-level recovery! Though his early resignation rate is about 27%, you could say he knows when to undergo apoptosis rather than drag out a losing position.
His favorite time to supress opponents? Saturday afternoons when his win rate spikes to a flawless 100%, and at the 16th hour of play, where tactical synapses fire flawlessly. On the flip side, beware the psychological tilt factor, which hovers around a mild 9 — even the most stable genomes sometimes wobble under pressure.
Playing both white and black with nearly balanced genetic expression—white win rate roughly 42%, black win rate nearly 47%—he's a flexible organism in the ecosystem of chess. His average winning game lasts about 42 moves, showing stamina and strategic metabolism, whereas his losses tend to be slightly shorter duels.
Opponents beware: he has a 100% survival rate against multiple rival genotypes including denis2737, magnuson22, and even the elusive mmgtshnik. If Артём’s game were a species, it would definitely be a resilient phenom, capable of thriving in diverse chess habitats.
Whether it's rapid, blitz, bullet, or daily quests, Артём Поляков continues to evolve, one winning streak at a time — his longest being an impressive 9 games. A true chess bio-logician, dissecting every move, mutating his strategies, and ready to checkmate in the game of life.
