Stefan Colijn - FIDE Master Extraordinaire
Meet Stefan Colijn, a chess virtuoso who proudly wears the title of FIDE Master. With a keen mind sharper than a freshly honed knight, Stefan has been navigating the treacherous 64 squares with impressive tactical prowess and strategic finesse.
Stefan's journey in the realm of blitz and bullet chess is nothing short of legendary. Having played thousands of rapid-fire games, with blitz ratings soaring above 2550 and bullet peaks touching 2680, Stefan is the human embodiment of speed and precision. Their explosive style, combined with an uncanny ability to bounce back (boasting a 87.4% comeback rate), leaves opponents both awed and slightly terrified.
Known by some as "Babas," Stefan has an endgame frequency nearing 79%, proving that the final battle isn't just a formality but a specialty. Their winning streaks can reach up to 21 games—because who doesn’t want to break a sweat chasing that sort of consistency?
A rare blend of resilience and speed, Stefan tends to clock victories in about 72 moves, savoring the tension in each slow-burning duel. But when things don't go their way? The tilt factor clocks in at a modest 17, which for a chess fanatic is basically Zen-level control.
Playing mostly during the slightly quirky hours of early morning and late afternoon (their highest win rates peak around 5 AM and 6 AM!), Stefan proves that sometimes you have to be a bit nocturnal to outwit the competition. Plus, their habit of shrugging off losing a piece with a near-perfect 99.18% win rate after such a setback hints at a psychological steel wall—if you've ever lost a queen and still came out smiling, you get the picture.
Off the board, Stefan might be the kind of player who chuckles at risky sacrifices and calls a queen blunder "just a warm-up." On the board, the games are serious business, peppered with precision and daring. Opponents beware: Stefan’s repertoire—though top secret—is full of fireworks!
From consistency against popular rivals to dominating obscure challengers, Stefan Colijn continues to carve out a reputation as a formidable opponent — a player who blends lightning-fast intuition with deep, thoughtful strategy, all while keeping a lighthearted spirit. After all, chess without a bit of fun is just checkers.