blackjesus9 - The Resilient Chess Gladiator
Meet blackjesus9, a name that echoes through the online chess arenas with a blend of grit, humor, and tactical cunning. Not your average player, blackjesus9 has been battling pawns, knights, and occasional time trouble since at least 2019, proving that persistence is just as important as pure talent.
Rating Rollercoaster & Styles
From a modest Bullet rating of around 640 in 2020, blackjesus9 has navigated the ups and downs of speed chess with a max blitz rating peaking at 681. Rapid chess is clearly their sweet spot, boasting a commanding max rating close to 730 in 2025.
Notoriously stubborn, this player refuses to throw in the towel early, with only about 5.35% early resignations. Endgames are a playground for blackjesus9, who enters them more than half the time and manages games stretching over 54 moves on average, whether victory or defeat is at stake.
Strengths & Quirks
- A 64% comeback rate — because giving up is for pawns.
- Perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece, proving that even a minor blunder can’t kill their spirit.
- Tactical awareness so sharp that losses tend to be one-sided only occasionally (about 8%).
- Can get tilted (Tilt Factor 9), which explains some fiery post-game rants and occasional bananas thrown at the screen.
- Loves the mysterious "Top Secret" opening, the preferred weapon of choice across all time controls.
Playing & Timing Trends
Often found lurking online during late nights and early mornings, blackjesus9’s best win rates spike around 9AM and 1PM, with a cheeky 68.75% strike rate at 1 PM and a strong 61.25% around 9 AM. Fridays and Tuesdays seem lucky as well, boasting over 51% win ratios — maybe a hint that weekends inspire genius.
Opponent Chronicles
blackjesus9 has tangled most intensely with opponents like burneddeodorant and saintboy3, with decent success, especially against the former at a 61.5% win rate. Although some rivals like bantg put up stiff challenges (44%), blackjesus9 keeps on grinding — and winning enough to keep their loyal fans intrigued.
The Legend in Summary
Ultimately, blackjesus9 is neither a grandmaster nor a complete amateur — but rather, the everyman hero of online chess: fighting late, making bold comebacks, loving a good endgame slog, and armed with a sense of humor sharper than a queen’s fang. Whether cruising for a bullet speed run or patiently stacking wins in rapid, they continue to carve their own unique legacy on the 64 squares.
Keep an eye on the clock and beware the Top Secret opening—blackjesus9 is coming for your king!
