cannabotics

Profile Summary: cannabotics

Meet cannabotics, a rapidly evolving chess enthusiast with a flair for resilience and a quirky passion for the Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack (in all its delightful variations). With a peak blitz rating soaring to an impressive 1662 in April 2025, and a bullet rating climbing as high as 1593 by late 2024, this player thrives in fast-paced settings where quick thinking meets strategic cunning.

Starting from humble beginnings around 600-700 rating in rapid games back in late 2022, cannabotics has shown a consistent upward climb, breaking the 1000+ barrier and pushing well beyond 1200 by the end of 2023. Their gameplay reveals a liking for grotesque tactical fireworks interlaced with a stubborn defense, as evidenced by their frequent use of openings like the Van t Kruijs Opening, which boasts a solid win rate above 56% in rapid games, alongside a fondness for the Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack and the French Defense.

Sometimes this player is a storm on the board, known to endure long battles with an average of 62 moves per win and never one to surrender without a fight (early resignation is a rare 0.89%). Their endgame presence is formidable, participating in endgames nearly three-quarters of the time — a bit like a marathon runner who refuses to throw in the towel until the very last step.

What's charmingly noticeable about cannabotics is their psychological resilience. Their comeback rate after setbacks is a tough 73.43%, making them the proverbial chess phoenix rising from the ashes of lost pieces. However, beware when below rated opponents show up — their win rate jumps drastically to over 70%, making them a veritable nightmare for the underdogs.

While their record shows an almost balanced tug-of-war with wins and losses in rapid and bullet formats, their blitz games are a battlefield of endurance with over 2,600 wins against 3,300 losses — proving they're not afraid to dive into the chaos of blitz, even if it sometimes ends in tears (or blunder-induced headaches).

Fun fact: cannabotics tends to shine brightest around 7 AM (their secret "best time of day to play"), a suspiciously early morning burst of genius or maybe just a desperate caffeine-fueled frenzy. The 7 AM blitz rush is where magic happens, with win rates peaking impressively high.

Their most recent triumph was a neat checkmate over Carbonmonoxide05, completed in a tactical finesse featuring the Owens Defense—a defense that matches their style: solid, a bit unconventional, and surprisingly effective.

In sum, cannabotics is that evergreen underdog, constantly climbing, constantly learning, and forever bringing a mix of cheeky strategies and gritty determination to every board. For opponents, never underestimate their humble rapid rises; for fans, keep an eye out for that 7 AM brilliance and unpredictable opening choices.

Checkmate is just another word for “game on” when cannabotics is around.