Pierre Solange Coqauvin Mousse DeLaMer Briesonbless
FIDE Master & Chess Enthusiast Extraordinaire
Allow us to introduce the one and only Pierre Solange Coqauvin Mousse DeLaMer Briesonbless, a name so long it takes a deep breath just to say, and a FIDE Master whose bullet and blitz games have ruffled more pieces than a seagull at a beachfront picnic.
Pierre's chess journey began humbly around 2014, with a modest bullet rating of 1373. But within just a few years, the tides turned dramatically—by 2017, Pierre hit an astonishing peak bullet rating of 2459, a figure that demands respect and probably a custom-made checkered cape. Never one to shy away from fast-paced battles, Pierre's blitz prowess soared to a max rating of 2555 in 2018, proving that lightning-fast decision making is indeed in their DNA.
Pierre’s daily and rapid games tell a tale of a strategic and patient warrior, steadily rising to a solid daily peak rating of 2248 in 2024, and an impressive rapid high of 2399 in 2023. A master of the long game, the average moves per victory settle nicely around 66 moves, showcasing a player who savors every move like a fine wine.
Not just a technical wizard, Pierre possesses remarkable psychological resilience. With a comeback rate of 83.05% and an unyielding win rate after losing a piece of 100%, this master refuses to bow, making it clear that the battle is never over until the king is cornered.
With a longest winning streak of 71 games, Pierre has proven that when on fire, they burn hotter than a French stove left on high. However, let's not forget the tilt factor of 34 that keeps things human—yes, even this champion has his moments of "Why did I just do that?"
Pierre's record includes over 40,000 bullet games with an impressive win rate above 52%, and a hefty blitz portfolio with over 12,900 games logged. The openings might be "Top Secret," but the victories certainly are not.
Off the board, Pierre may well be plotting his next long-winded username for the online arena (try saying "Mousse DeLaMer Briesonbless" ten times fast). On the board, he is a strategist, tactician, and, on occasion, a magician.
So next time you face Pierre Solange Coqauvin Mousse DeLaMer Briesonbless—or as many know them online, "ChateauLeFish"— expect a whirlwind game of speed, endurance, and flair, wrapped in the elegant cloak of a FIDE Master's brilliance.