CLOSEITALREADY

Player Profile: CLOSEITALREADY

Meet CLOSEITALREADY, a bullet chess enthusiast whose journey across the 64 squares has been as thrilling as it’s been unpredictable. Rated as high as 2761 in April 2025, this player has a flair for fast, frenetic battles — and an impressive ability to keep things interesting, often finishing games in under 20 moves, whether in victory or defeat.

Diving into bullet chess wars with a win rate hovering just above 10%, CLOSEITALREADY embraces the chaos — after all, with an early resignation rate of 50%, it’s clear they’re not afraid to throw in the towel when the tides turn sour (but hey, it's bullet chess, every second counts!).

Their preferred battlegrounds include mysterious "Top Secret" openings and adventurous attempts at Scandinavian Defense variations, though results there tend to remind us that chess is humbling no matter your rating. Losses outnumber wins 9 to 2 in recent months, including a staggering 18-game losing streak — but don’t count them out! If resilience were a chess piece, CLOSEITALREADY would hold the queen.

Notable for delivering rapid-fire checkmates, one memorable victory showcased a lightning-fast 3-move checkmate, catching the opponent completely off guard. They’ve demonstrated the tactical audacity of turning almost certain defeat into surprise wins 50% of the time when trailing — proof that never giving up is a signature move.

Off the board, they might be the morning person of chess, with their best playing hour reported at 2 AM — a true night owl thriving in the wee hours when the world sleeps but the pawns march on relentlessly.

In short, CLOSEITALREADY is a whirlwind of bold attacks, brave resignations, and a spirit that refuses to be crushed by a losing streak. The chessboard is their playground, and while their results may be a rollercoaster, their passion for the game is steadfast and fierce.