Player Profile: cookie-please
Meet cookie-please, a rapidly rising star in the online chess cosmos - a player who’s as eager for victory as they are for a snack break. With a peak bullet rating soaring to an impressive 506 as of June 2025, and a blitz peak at a formidable 764 from the previous month, cookie-please is no stranger to fast-paced, adrenaline-pumping games. Their rapid rating peaked at 620, proving they can balance speed with strategy, while their daily chess peak touches the cozy heights of 800, showing endurance over longer battles.
With a serious penchant for bullet chess, cookie-please has amassed over 797 bullet wins, demonstrating resilience and a fighting spirit even when the clock is against them. This player isn’t afraid of ups and downs — boasting an impressive comeback rate of 72%, cookie-please makes losing pieces just an invitation to attack harder and smarter. Their psychological tilt factor of 13 suggests that while emotions sometimes sneak in, they usually keep cool enough to return stronger than ever.
On the opening front, cookie-please prefers classic yet bold choices. The Petrov's Defense Classical Variation shines with a win rate over 61% in bullet games, proving it’s their trusty shield and sword. The Scotch Game and Englund Gambit also feature prominently, showing cookie-please’s taste for both solid and daring play styles.
Not just a one-trick cookie, their strategic flair extends across time controls, with winning streaks peaking at an impressive 8 consecutive victories and a tactical style that averages around 36 moves per win — proving patience is a virtue, even in a bullet rush. Cookie-please’s favorite battle time is around 8 PM, the prime hour for throwing down some checkmates.
If you’re curious about their most recent exploits, they have a habit of sealing victories with stunning checkmates. Just recently, cookie-please finished off an opponent in a bullet game with a beautiful mating net after a tense sequence of precise moves. Though losses do occur (hey, who’s perfect?), they frequently bounce back with style and tenacity.
In short, cookie-please is that energetic chess enthusiast who mixes tactical lightning with strategic patience and a sprinkle of humor — because after all, every player deserves a break time cookie. So whether you want to challenge a fierce fighter or share a virtual cookie, cookie-please is a username to remember.
