crappatheclown

Profile Summary: crappatheclown

Meet crappatheclown, a chess enthusiast whose journey through the 64 squares is as thrilling as a rollercoaster ride – sometimes up, sometimes down, but always entertaining! With a rapid rating bouncing between 559 and 1338 over recent years, this player showcases a colorful mix of resilience and unpredictability.

Playing Style & Philosophy

Known for an Early Resignation Rate of nearly 9%, crappatheclown knows when to cut their losses—because why drag out a bad game when you can start a new one faster? Their average winning games last about 64 moves, suggesting a strategic mind that loves a long, thoughtful battle, while losses tend to be shorter, around 46 moves—possibly involving some swift, unexpected exits!

They tend to win slightly more often with White (50.29%) than Black (46.68%), but both colors bring an equal dose of surprise and excitement. Their Endgame Frequency is above 50%, signaling an affinity for those nerve-wracking final moves where champions are born... or dreams get crushed.

Tactical Awareness & Mental Game

With a comeback rate of 76.9%, if crappatheclown is down, don’t count them out! A spectacular 100% win rate after losing a piece proves their fighting spirit. On the flip side, about 15% of their losses are one-sided, showing that even the clown has off days where the pawns just won’t cooperate.

Their psychological tilt factor is 19, which, for the uninitiated, means they experience a bit of chess-induced frustration—but hey, who doesn’t when the queen takes a wild walk into danger? Interestingly, the difference between their rated and casual wins is almost 50%, so keep an eye out: this player shines brightly in serious battles but can let loose and have fun too.

Rating & Achievements

From a rapid high of 1338 in 2022 to a steady presence around the mid-700s in blitz, crappatheclown's chess life is a tale of ups, downs, and plenty of games played (tens of thousands!)—because practice, lots and lots of it, makes perfect... or at least less clumsy.

Favorite Openings & Opponents

With a mysterious fondness for the "Top Secret" opening (and an impressive near 48% win rate against it), crappatheclown keeps their opponents guessing. They enjoy surprising friends and foes alike, with some opponents having a perfect 100% win rate against them, and some others hopelessly lost to their clownish attacks.

Trivia & Fun Facts

• Longest winning streak: A solid 16 consecutive wins – enough to make even Magnus blink twice.
• Average game length is longer when winning than when losing — proving they fight hard until the final laugh!
• Most recent opponents include oshorishikesh and firehawk2020, favorites for some intense battles.

crappatheclown is someone who brings passion, resilience, and a pinch of humor to every game. Whether climbing the ratings or just clowning around, they're a player who keeps the chessboard alive with unpredictability and fierce determination.