Profile: crossonmyneckdevilonmylap
Known in the chess world by the mouthful username crossonmyneckdevilonmylap, this player is a force to be reckoned with in the realm of bullet and blitz chess. Holding an astonishing bullet rating of 2554 as of 2025, they have displayed both resilience and style across thousands of lightning-fast games.
Playing Style & Strengths
With an aggressive inclination to endgames (boasting an 84.81% endgame frequency), this player thrives in the grind and chaos that most would shy away from. Their tactical awareness is legendary, maintaining a remarkable 95.18% comeback rate and winning every single game played after losing a piece—a tactical phoenix rising from the ashes.
Despite an occasional tilt factor at 12%, the nickname "devil on the lap" can't be more fitting when they storm back with a winning streak of up to nine games. The average moves per win hover near 88, suggesting a patient and strategic approach through to the bitter end.
Favorite Openings
Top secret and mysterious, just like their username, their main bullet opening is coded as "Top Secret" with over 1,300 games and a win rate near 47%. When feeling frisky, they employ the Mieses Opening and Englund Gambit, both yielding over 56% win rates—clearly, they're not afraid of unconventional or spicy openings. In blitz, the Modern Defense proudly sits undefeated on their record.
Record & Rivals
With more than 3,200 bullet games logged, this stalwart holds a balanced record: 1555 wins, 1488 losses, and a handful of draws. Their favorite targets? drshawnchessworld, 33mangeux, and martinezzz2002, all often left rattled after facing the relentless onslaught of crossonmyneckdevilonmylap.
Quirks & Fun Facts
- Has a near-perfect 100% win rate against opponents like antonusss and kuipiekuip. Beware!
- Conquers the clock as easily as the board, with a robust blitz rating of 2475 and a bullet max peaking at 2700.
- The least favorite time to play? 5 AM, with a win rate sadly at zero—but hey, who's playing chess at that hour anyway?
- Has never been a fan of daily games, with just one recorded match and a quick loss to show for it.
In summary, crossonmyneckdevilonmylap is the type of player who embodies the spirit of bullet and blitz chess: fast, unpredictable, and mercilessly creative. Should you face them on the board, remember to buckle up—it's going to be a wild ride.
