Meet DatsFunny
DatsFunny is a National Master who built an online legend one bullet game at a time. In 2014 alone, they fired off thousands of lightning-fast bullet battles, soaring to a peak 2468 (2014-08-15). While their blitz and rapid results were solid, the 1+0 board is clearly where DatsFunny feels most at home. If you see the name in a bullet lobby, expect chaos, volume, and very little patience for slow play.
Rivals and Marathon Matches
Every dedicated bullet grinder has a few familiar faces, and DatsFunny is no exception. Against Nouki, it was a painful head-to-head: in 383 games, nouki racked up 318 wins while DatsFunny managed just 52. Then there is the truly odd series against chess960now, where DatsFunny tallied 23 wins, 1 loss, and a staggering 231 draws. That is not just a rivalry, that is a polite draw festival.
- Most frequent opponent: morizana, with 588 total meetings.
- Longest winning streak: 18 games.
- Longest losing streak: 28 games, which is also a kind of endurance record.
An Appetite for Unusual Openings
DatsFunny is not afraid to leave the theory books behind. The Amazon Attack appears hundreds of times in their bullet games, while the Scotch Game has been a reliable source of wins. In slower games, Caro-Kann Defense positions show up often, but even there DatsFunny manages to find the fighting lines. This is a player who treats every opening like a puzzle to be solved at internet speed.
The Late Night Grinder
DatsFunny's best results come around 23:00, which fits a player who seems to thrive when the clock is cruel and the coffee is cold. With a comeback rate of 85% and an average of over 80 moves per decisive game, they are never truly out of a fight. Roughly half of their games end in early resignation, but the rest turn into messy, chaotic endgames where DatsFunny feels right at home.