Cervantes Landeiro Thalia WGM

Cervantes Landeiro Thalia

Woman Grandmaster (WGM) | Tactical Maestro

Meet Cervantes Landeiro Thalia, a fierce force on the 64 squares and a proud bearer of the Woman Grandmaster (WGM) title bestowed by FIDE. With a sharp mind and an even sharper wit, Thalia has evolved from a humble pawn into a queen of the chessboard — all while avoiding too many check-mitoses and stalem-ates along the way!

Career Highlights & Playing Style

• Known for an extraordinary 87.35% comeback rate, proving that even when life takes a piece away, her spirit and strategy regenerate with quantum precision.
• Her games often blossom in the endgame, with an impressive 80.48% endgame frequency, demonstrating a penchant for patiently nursing dying pawns into checkmating champions.
• An average of 74 moves per win indicates Thalia’s games are less like quick bacterial splits and more like carefully orchestrated cellular symphonies.
• White squares or black, Thalia manages respectable win rates: 50.83% with White and 44.99% with Black—always keeping opponents on their toes.

Rating Evolution & Formats

Since 2017, Thalia’s rating journey has been as dynamic and intricate as a spiral galaxy:

• Rapid Chess: Peaked at 2251 ELO with steady growth and gritty persistence.
• Blitz Chess: Roared to a peak of 2603 in recent years, showing her lightning-fast tactical reflexes (no wonder her opponents sometimes get ionized by surprise attacks!).
• Bullet Chess: Surges brilliantly with a max rating over 2643, reflecting a nervous system firing at multiple synaptic connections per second—processing countless positions in mere moments.
• Daily Chess: Her patience pays off with solid results and a near-perfect unbeaten streak in rated games.

Psychological and Tactical Edge

Thalia’s chess brain is finely tuned:

• With a low early resignation rate (~4.1%), she’s not a quitter even under intense evolutionary pressure.
• Her win rate after losing a piece stands at an astounding 96.54%, standing as a testament to her remarkable regenerative tactics and fighting spirit.
• Although a moderate tilt factor at 12, she has learned to keep her neurons firing cleanly during tough battles.

Fun Facts & Puns

Thalia’s longest winning streak is an impressive 19 games—a streak so powerful it could almost be mistaken for mitosis in real time. Whether emerging from the chaos of the opening or carefully entangling foes like a neural network in the midgame, she keeps her opponents in a perpetual state of chess-osmosis.

Always ready to pawn off threats and capture victories, Cervantes Landeiro Thalia embodies the perfect fusion of biology and strategy—because in her world, every move is a cell-f move!