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Doctor Bully: The Chess Medic

Doctor Bully is not your typical surgeon of the chessboard – instead of scalpels, he wields pawns; instead of stitches, he's known for sewing up defenses. Rising from humble beginnings in 2021 with a blitz rating barely escaping the realm of pawns (562 first game to a max of 1608), this doctor's practice has been nothing short of miraculous.

Over the years, Doctor Bully has steadily climbed the ranking charts with the precision of a seasoned grandmaster, reaching a blistering blitz peak rating of 2165 in 2025 and a rapid rating soaring over 2000. Known for his relentless tactical awareness, he boasts a comeback rate of 85.75%, proving no position is ever terminal when under his care.

His favorite opening? Classified as "Top Secret" – even Mister Magoo wouldn't guess his first move. With nearly 2,300 blitz games played, Doctor Bully's win rate hovers just shy of 50%, a testament to his consistency and resilience. His black pieces nearly foil opponents half the time, maintaining a formidable 49.45% win rate.

Besides a penchant for long, grueling battles (average winning games last around 75 moves), the doctor has an uncanny ability to win every time he loses a piece. That's right – a perfect 100% win rate after losing material. Talk about surgical precision and strong nerves!

Psychologically, Doctor Bully is a rollercoaster with a tilt factor of 9 – an experienced player who knows when to throw in a cheeky resigned move early (0.9% early resignation rate) just to mess with his opponent's mind.

Whether blitz, rapid, or bullet, Doctor Bully keeps his pulse on the clock ticking, performing best in the early morning hours with a peak 58% win rate around 2 AM – perhaps moonlighting as the neighborhood's chess-nightwatch?

Facing over a thousand unique opponents, some have earned a perfect score against him, others, a permanent visit to the chess ICU. His longest winning streak? A staggering 19 games, showing surgical dominance before the inevitable patient relapse.

Simply put, Doctor Bully is the go-to surgeon for puzzles, comebacks, and enduring chess fights with a smile — just don’t ask for a diagnosis after a bullet game; the doctor might be too busy sharpening his bishop!