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dontflagme_pls: The FIDE Master of Blitz and Bullet

Meet dontflagme_pls, a player whose username sounds like a plea but whose chess skills shout victory! This FIDE Master has danced across the 64 squares with speed and precision, boasting peak blitz ratings flirting with 2794 and bullet apexes touching the heavens at 2833. In other words, they’re not here just to play — they’re here to dominate the clock and the board.

With a blitz career spanning several intense years, dontflagme_pls has played over a thousand games, compiling an impressive arsenal of wins across countless openings — including some well-guarded "Top Secret" strategies (no spoilers here!). Though sometimes vulnerable to a losing streak (24 losses in a row can humble even the toughest), the player’s resilience shines with a comeback rate nearing 88%, proving that every slip is just another setup for a spectacular rebound.

Tactically aware and psychologically robust, dontflagme_pls enjoys the early morning hours at 3:00 AM when the brain is supposedly fuzzy — yet lightning-fast calculation emerges. Known for meticulous endgames (more than 80 moves on average to secure a win!), the style screams patience mixed with precision.

Recent Battles of Note

• Last Victory: A nail-biting encounter using the Sicilian Defense Smith-Morra Gambit, where dontflagme_pls expertly outmaneuvered the opponent, winning on time sprinkled with strategic brilliance.
  Opening: Smith-Morra Gambit Accepted
• Last Defeat: Even titans stumble. A thrilling duel ended in a loss against TaeKwondoKing, showcasing sharp play and an intense fight until the very last second.
  Opening: Staunton Cochrane Variation

Off the board, dontflagme_pls remains something of a mystery... but on it? They’re a force to be reckoned with. Whether dismantling opponents in blitz or bullet games, this player combines speed, strategic depth, and a hint of mischief (judging by the username) that makes watching their games a pure delight.

So next time you see dontflagme_pls queue up, prepare for a wild ride — and maybe, just maybe, don’t flag them. They're already flagging the competition!