Overview
DontHurtMe1000 is a fast, fearless online chess persona who thrives when the clock is ticking. Best known for preferring Bullet chess, they combine lightning tactics with surprising resilience — a player who often turns lost positions into victories. Expect sharp openings, quick decisions, and a sense of humor in the chat.
- Username: DontHurtMe1000
- Preferred time control: Bullet (plays the clock as well as the board)
- Signature trait: high ComebackRate — fights back when down
Playing Style
DontHurtMe1000 blends tactical tenacity with long games that often reach complex endgames. They win more frequently as White, love piece activity, and don't give up easily — a trait reflected in a very respectable ComebackRate.
- Endgame frequency: often plays through to the end (many wins decided late)
- Avg moves per win: ~62 — prefers grinding wins as much as fireworks
- Psych: modest tilt tendency, but a proven ability to recover
Favorite Openings
From hyper-sharp gambits to mainstream counters, DontHurtMe1000 keeps opponents on their toes. Below are the most-used weapons across time controls — a mix of cheeky gambits and solid replies.
- Sicilian Defense — a go-to fight starter on many occasions
- Amazon Attack — aggressive, unorthodox, and uncomfortable to face
- Australian Defense — solid counterplay with practical chances
- Elephant Gambit — surprise tactical fun when the moment suits
- English Opening variations — patient, positional testing
Career Highlights & Peaks
DontHurtMe1000 has seen impressive ups and streaks over several years. They’ve had standout months and notable peak performances — a timeline you can explore below.
- Long winning run: a remarkable 40-game streak that made opponents check their clocks
- Resilient comeback skill: turns tactical trouble into practical chances
- Peak milestone (sample): 2009 (2023-05-17)
Visual snapshot of recent Rapid progress:
Rivalries & Memorable Records
DontHurtMe1000 has a few opponents they keep running into — and usually making quick work of them. Friendly or fierce, these matchups are part of the legend.
- Most-played: Jeannemarie — an astonishing record (224–11–2 in head-to-head play)
- Frequent battles vs olgamatolga — extensive history with many dramatic finishes
- Other notable matches: integratedfrost, cheapskatetactics, chess_mystic1 — each produced memorable tactics and memes
Fun Corner & Sample Game
Because chess should be fun: a short Bullet-style mini that captures DontHurtMe1000’s tactical approach. Play it, pause it, or laugh at the chat banter in your head.
- Sample illustrative sequence (click to replay):
Cheeky fact: their Barness Defense record in Daily is almost comedic — perfect on slower clocks.
Quick Stats & What to Expect
When you queue with DontHurtMe1000, expect:
- Fast-paced openings in Bullet, creative midgame tactics in Blitz, and methodical endgames in Daily
- High comeback potential and a tendency to play long decisive games
- A player who experiments with offbeat lines and keeps the ladder interesting
Want to study their games? Check recent Rapid trend above, replay the sample PGN, or challenge them in Bullet — just don’t take the username too literally.