drunk-tired-stupid

Profile Summary: drunk-tired-stupid

Meet drunk-tired-stupid, a chess warrior who has battled on the 64 squares with the endurance of a caffeinated squirrel and the cunning of a fox that’s been outsmarted by its own tail. From a humble blitz rating of around 600 in late 2019 to a peak blitz rating surpassing 1500 in 2023, this player’s journey is the stuff of underdog legends – or at least a great chess sitcom.

Playing Style & Strengths

Known for an impressive 84.58% comeback rate and an ability to win almost half of the games even after losing a piece (46.81%), drunk-tired-stupid epitomizes resilience. Their games tend to be marathons, averaging about 66 moves per win – a testament to their tenacity and love for drama on the board. They favor complex middlegame labyrinths and aren’t shy about long endgames, reflected by a high endgame frequency (68.09%).

Opening Arsenal

This player has an eclectic but dependable choice of openings, often leading with the Caro-Kann Defense – especially the Two Knights Attack – a favorite even in their most recent victories. Other reliable staples include the Queen’s Pawn Opening Zukertort Chigorin Variation and the London System. In rapid and bullet games, these openings have yielded respectable win rates around 50-60%, showing a solid grasp of chess fundamentals even in time pressure.

Stats & Fun Facts

• Total blitz wins and losses are nearly neck-and-neck (2112 wins vs 2102 losses), proving every game is a battle until the last move.
• Longest winning streak: 15 games – not bad for someone possibly feeling "drunk" or "tired"!
• Current losing streak: 1 (because hey, even champions have their off days).
• Favourite playtime: A bright-eyed, bushy-tailed 7 AM – maybe after some coffee or before the morning stumble?
• Known to resign early just 1.2% of the time, showing they rarely throw in the towel without a fight.

The Saga of Recent Battles

On July 5th, 2024, in a fierce duel on Chess.com, drunk-tired-stupid clinched victory by resignation using a classic Caro-Kann setup against mavrickvillian. The game showcased their strategic savviness and ability to press advantages into resignations, sealing the deal without breaking a sweat.

In Conclusion

drunk-tired-stupid is the perfect blend of perseverance, strategic depth, and a touch of chaos. Whether they are truly drunk, wickedly clever, or simply very tired remains a mystery, but one thing is for sure: on the chessboard, they’re anything but stupid. Expect battles filled with gritty comebacks, a solid opening repertoire, and more than a few surprises along the way.