Profile Summary: dumbdonkey22
Meet dumbdonkey22, a legendary player who gallops through the chaotic battlefield of blitz and bullet chess like a royal... donkey! With years of experience beginning back in 2011, this unique chess adventurer has reached peak blitz ratings hovering near the mid-2400s, showcasing a competitive spirit that rivals many grandmasters — or at least, the grandmasters of occasional silly blunders.
Known for an intriguing mix of tenacity and humor, dumbdonkey22 is no stranger to fast-paced games, often opting for blitz and bullet formats where strategy gets a caffeine boost and every second counts! With over 65,000 blitz wins under their belt and an impressive bullet win rate surpassing 67%, there’s no doubt that dumbdonkey22 has mastered the art of speed and chaos on the 64 squares.
Playing Style and Quirks
- Early Resignation Rate: At a surprising 58%, sometimes dumbdonkey22 likes to take the easy way out — who needs a losing endgame dragging on, right?
- Average Moves per Win: A respectable 37 moves, proving that every sneakily executed plan matters.
- Tactical Awareness: With a comeback rate over 46%, this player certainly has a knack for turning the tables – unless the donkey brain takes over.
- White vs Black Win Rates: A slight edge on the white side with 45.9% wins, but don’t underestimate this player’s stallion-like defense when playing black with a solid 43.9% win rate.
Mental Game
dumbdonkey22 experiences the "Tilt Factor" at about 26, which means, occasionally, emotions might get the better of them — but who can blame a donkey feeling the heat of a tough match? It's all part of the charm, making every game as unpredictable as a wild pasture chase.
Notable Achievements & Rivalries
With a peak blitz rating nearing 2484 and a longest winning streak of 23 games, dumbdonkey22 has shown the heart of a champion. Known to challenge well-known opponents like ziordl and otho999 many times, their battles are the stuff of legend — sometimes a draw, sometimes a victory, and sometimes pure donkey stubbornness!
When Does dumbdonkey22 Play?
This player’s strategic hours are mostly mysterious, but their best win rates are in the late morning (11 AM with ~49%) and early afternoon hours — obviously after a mind-boosting breakfast or perhaps a couple of carrot snacks.
In Summary
With an extensive game history full of ups, downs, missteps, and dazzling runs, dumbdonkey22 is the perfect mix of serious chess warrior and playful competitor. Remember their name because although they might make you chuckle with early resignations or unexpected blunders, on the board they’re a force to reckon with.
Keep an eye on dumbdonkey22 — you never know when the donkey might just turn into a grandmaster!
Overview of your recent blitz play
You’re showing strong tactical energy, good practical fighting spirit, and solid time management in quick games. Your willingness to enter sharp middlegame complications can create chances, and you’ve demonstrated the ability to press when your opponent slips in time trouble. With a couple of targeted refinements, you can convert more of these dynamic moments into clean wins.
What you did well
- Clock awareness in winning games: you maintained pressure and converted into a win even under time pressure when the opponent faltered.
- Active piece play in the middlegame: your knights, rooks, and queen found active squares and created multiple threats, keeping opponents on the back foot.
- Solid opening discipline in strong lines: your results with Scotch and Caro-Kann-like structures indicate good development, king safety, and a clear plan in the early phase of the game.
Areas to improve
- Endgame conversion: when you gain an advantage, aim to transition to simpler, winning endgames rather than chasing complex lines that invite counterplay. Practice rook endings and pawn endgames to improve reliability here.
- Managing risky exchanges: in blitz, it’s easy to get drawn into sharp tactics. Before committing, try to verify one or two forcing lines and assess whether the resulting position improves your practical chances.
- Opening choice discipline: pick one or two solid openings to build a repeatable plan around, especially in blitz. Your Scotch and Caro-Kann results are strong; leaning into these can reduce decision fatigue and keep you in favorable positions more often.
- Time allocation in longer blitz: allocate a small, fixed amount of time for the opening phase and early middlegame to avoid getting stuck in indecision later on. A quick, high-clarity plan around move 15–20 helps maintain momentum.
Practical steps to work on this week
- Endgames practice: study rook endings with a pawn or two on each side and practice converting a small material edge into a win.
- Reinforce two openings: spend 15–20 minutes each day reviewing Scotch Game and Caro-Kann structures, focusing on typical middlegame plans and common pawn breaks.
- Blitz decision drills: use short puzzles that emphasize identifying a forcing move and a clear follow-up plan in 2–3 forced variations.
- Post-game reflection: after each blitz session, write three decisions you would change next time and one concrete middlegame plan to carry into the next game.
Opening performance snapshot
Your data shows strong results in Scotch Game and Caro-Kann Defense, with solid win rates. Focusing on these two openings can give you reliable middlegame structures and clearer plans in blitz. If you want variety, add a flexible second option, but keep the core repertoire tight to minimize risky improvisation in fast time controls.
Quick tips you can apply now
- After developing, aim to castle and connect rooks by move 10 in most standard lines to keep your king safe and improve rook activity.
- In positions with tension, identify one safe pawn break or forcing line to test a concrete plan within the next two moves.
- When ahead, look for a straightforward simplification that reduces your opponent’s counterplay rather than chasing ambitious tactical sequences.
Optional practice material
If you’d like, I can include a short PGN excerpt from one of your recent wins to illustrate a clean plan you can reuse. For now, here’s a placeholder you can replace with your own example:
🆚 Opponent Insights
| Recent Opponents | ||
|---|---|---|
| professor_rosenhouse | 1W / 1L / 0D | View |
| nguyentruong2311 | 5W / 2L / 0D | View |
| wordsandrhymes | 1W / 0L / 0D | View |
| kingcolepalmer | 0W / 1L / 0D | View |
| confused_rook | 11W / 1L / 0D | View |
| themoroccanshadow | 1W / 1L / 0D | View |
| pedroaccorsi | 0W / 2L / 0D | View |
| b_rath | 2W / 1L / 0D | View |
| Felix Rose | 5W / 6L / 0D | View |
| milestee | 0W / 1L / 0D | View |
| Most Played Opponents | ||
|---|---|---|
| mongolz9911 | 253W / 265L / 1D | View Games |
| Carlos Hoyos | 195W / 317L / 1D | View Games |
| ziordl | 227W / 256L / 2D | View Games |
| techknight | 210W / 266L / 2D | View Games |
| Serguei VF | 169W / 257L / 1D | View Games |
Rating
| Year | Bullet | Blitz | Rapid | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 2237 | |||
| 2024 | 1928 | 2269 | ||
| 2023 | 2306 | |||
| 2022 | 1883 | 2271 | ||
| 2021 | 1998 | 1891 | ||
| 2020 | 2034 | 1894 | ||
| 2019 | 1971 | 2004 | ||
| 2018 | 1962 | 2304 | ||
| 2017 | 2262 | |||
| 2015 | 2085 | |||
| 2014 | 2070 | |||
| 2013 | 2081 | |||
| 2012 | 2013 | |||
| 2011 | 2096 |
Stats by Year
| Year | White | Black | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 3164W / 4217L / 239D | 3035W / 4270L / 297D | 34.5 |
| 2024 | 3948W / 5106L / 246D | 3828W / 5168L / 290D | 30.9 |
| 2023 | 3830W / 4471L / 308D | 3693W / 4634L / 328D | 36.8 |
| 2022 | 3645W / 4434L / 179D | 3497W / 4464L / 197D | 21.6 |
| 2021 | 3869W / 3976L / 161D | 3755W / 3961L / 163D | 19.2 |
| 2020 | 4113W / 3989L / 254D | 4014W / 4124L / 291D | 31.2 |
| 2019 | 3493W / 4632L / 121D | 3449W / 4582L / 150D | 16.0 |
| 2018 | 3006W / 2563L / 183D | 2748W / 2812L / 185D | 42.3 |
| 2017 | 2175W / 1985L / 211D | 2018W / 2147L / 226D | 72.5 |
| 2015 | 641W / 633L / 74D | 577W / 715L / 69D | 76.3 |
| 2014 | 1173W / 1294L / 176D | 1030W / 1437L / 156D | 77.5 |
| 2013 | 778W / 813L / 118D | 721W / 897L / 112D | 76.8 |
| 2012 | 980W / 971L / 115D | 905W / 1002L / 121D | 77.4 |
| 2011 | 454W / 413L / 30D | 426W / 429L / 50D | 75.5 |
Openings: Most Played
| Blitz Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unknown | 79765 | 33166 | 46292 | 307 | 41.6% |
| Sicilian Defense: Najdorf Variation | 5906 | 2943 | 2616 | 347 | 49.8% |
| Scotch Game | 4541 | 2398 | 1836 | 307 | 52.8% |
| Caro-Kann Defense | 3916 | 2104 | 1620 | 192 | 53.7% |
| Sicilian Defense | 3199 | 1452 | 1536 | 211 | 45.4% |
| Scandinavian Defense | 2553 | 1276 | 1113 | 164 | 50.0% |
| Sicilian Defense: Closed | 2456 | 1064 | 1239 | 153 | 43.3% |
| French Defense: Burn Variation | 1790 | 860 | 806 | 124 | 48.0% |
| East Indian Defense | 1758 | 737 | 881 | 140 | 41.9% |
| Sicilian Defense: Najdorf Variation, Opocensky Variation | 1525 | 677 | 745 | 103 | 44.4% |
| Bullet Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alekhine Defense | 26 | 11 | 15 | 0 | 42.3% |
| Scandinavian Defense | 23 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 82.6% |
| Amar Gambit | 11 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 54.5% |
| Blackburne Shilling Gambit | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Barnes Defense | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 62.5% |
| Amazon Attack | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 50.0% |
| French Defense | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 85.7% |
| London System: Poisoned Pawn Variation | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 16.7% |
| Nimzo-Larsen Attack | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 40.0% |
| French Defense: Advance Variation | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
🔥 Streaks
| Streak | Longest | Current |
|---|---|---|
| Winning | 23 | 0 |
| Losing | 26 | 1 |