EaseMyDivinity IM

EaseMyDivinity: The International Master’s Chess Chronicles

Once a humble soul stepping onto the 64 squares, EaseMyDivinity has risen to proudly claim the title of International Master from FIDE — a testament to their tactical wizardry and persistent ambition.

Specializing in the lightning-fast world of Bullet and Blitz, EaseMyDivinity has danced with time on the clock like a grandmaster of tempo. With a peak Bullet rating soaring close to 2700 and Blitz ratings flirting with the mid-2500s, this player’s fingers must be on fire — or perhaps powered by some secret divine spark.

Known for an impressive comeback rate of over 98%, and a flawless win rate after losing a piece, EaseMyDivinity turns adversity into opportunity as if flipping a divine coin. There’s practically no bottom to their resilience, and an almost non-existent tendency to suffer one-sided losses.

Battling opponents ranging from the relentlessly tricky chesselephant to the ever-dangerous lordofsandiego, EaseMyDivinity holds their own with a respectable win rate varying from 20% to a divine 100% against some less fortunate souls. Strategic secrets? Top secret indeed — most of their games employ underrated, yet mysteriously effective, opening choices that keep challengers guessing.

They play with endurance too: averaging over 80 moves per win, demonstrating a love for endgames that many only dream of. Early resignations? Not in this divine playbook. Every game is fought to the finish, often stretching long and deep, proving stamina is as strong as skill.

When not plotting world domination move-by-move, EaseMyDivinity seems particularly blessed on Thursdays, with a heavenly 56% win rate, as if the stars align just right for this chess maestro. Beware opponent’s 9 AM games too — almost an 88% defeat rate awaits.

Slightly temperamental with a tilt factor of 11, they’ve been known to ragdoll casual games, hinting that divine wrath may not always play fair outside rated battles. But who can blame them? Even divinity needs a little fire.

In all, EaseMyDivinity is more than a player; they’re a journey across time controls and chessboards, a fascinating blend of grit, grace, and a pinch of inscrutable mystery.