FIDE Master EepySnorlax
Meet EepySnorlax, a formidable chess talent who has earned the coveted title of FIDE Master—a badge of honor awarded by FIDE itself. Sporting a peak bullet rating soaring as high as 2566, this player has an uncanny ability to storm through blitz and bullet games alike, delivering precise blows with the calmness of a sleeping giant... who occasionally snorts loudly between moves.
Since 2024, EepySnorlax has dazzled opponents with a balanced mixture of tactical awareness and endgame prowess. Their games tend to last long—on average around 73 moves when winning, showcasing patience and stamina—while they keep a sharp edge in bullet with a perfect win streak in recent appearances.
Their playing style is marked by an impressive 85.3% comeback rate, meaning falling behind isn’t scary — it’s just the start of a comeback story. With a modest tilt factor of 5, this chess player keeps their cool even when the pressure mounts, turning near losses into thrilling victories.
Signature Openings
- Mostly mysterious—simply called the Top Secret opening—played in over 100 blitz games, boasting nearly a 50% win rate.
- Performs with 100% wins in select specialized lines like the Caro-Kann Defense Advance Variation and the French Defense Winawer Advance Retreat Variation.
Performance Highlights
EepySnorlax's peak ratings across time controls:
- Bullet: 2566 (May 2025) - a speed demon with flawless recent results.
- Blitz: 2388 (March 2025) - blending aggression with thoughtful defense.
- Rapid: 2219 (December 2024) - controlling the board steadily in longer formats.
Winning Recipe
This player shines brightest in the mornings and late evenings, with astonishing win rates like 83% at 11:00 AM and a blistering 75% at 8 AM. If chess were breakfast cereal, it’d be the kind you win at before your coffee kicks in.
EepySnorlax has a particular flair for white pieces, converting nearly 65% of games into wins when starting first but is no slouch with black, maintaining a respectable 40% win rate.
Recent Chess Drama
A recent masterpiece saw EepySnorlax checkmate Leviackerman594 in a dazzling French Defense Exchange Variation encounter, finishing with a flourish exactly 2 minutes and 19 seconds into the battle. Of course, even masters face setbacks. A tough loss came from a sharp Nimzo-Indian Defense by RomanRybachok, reminding us all that even Snorlaxes sometimes get caught napping.
In a Nutshell
EepySnorlax is chess’s equivalent of a powerhouse who naps mid-battle but springs to action just in time to deliver knockout moves. A tactician, strategist, and occasional speedster, this FIDE Master commands respect across all time controls and leaves fans wondering if their name is a hint to their secret game plan: Snooze, then schmooze.