Profile: ELTOINOU809
Meet ELTOINOU809, a chess enthusiast who treats the 64 squares like a chessboard battlefield—and sometimes like a comedy stage. With a blitz rating that has seen adventurous ups and downs (currently cruising at 443 in 2025), ELTOINOU809 is no stranger to both victories and those “oops” moments. Their rapid play, peaking at a near-mythical 999 rating in 2023, showcases flashes of grandmaster potential... or at least the luck of the draw!
Known for a surprisingly stubborn 7% early resignation rate, ELTOINOU809 isn't afraid to admit defeat quickly—sometimes a smart move, sometimes just saving face. Their games average around 60 moves per win, meaning they enjoy a good, long brain battle rather than just rushing to mate. And when it comes to comebacks, this player is a comeback king, boasting a 72.67% comeback rate and a perfect 100% win rate after losing pieces. In other words: just when you think you've got them, they pull a Houdini.
Their longest winning streak reached 9 games, proving that when ELTOINOU809 is on fire, it's like watching a chess ninja slicing through the competition—and yes, on the flipside, there have been enough losses to keep things spicy with a blitz win/loss record of 452 wins to 477 losses. The psychological rollercoaster is real, with a tilt factor of 8, meaning sometimes they play like a Zen master, and sometimes like a squirrel on a sugar rush.
ELTOINOU809 has a secret weapon called the "Top Secret" opening style—because even they don’t quite know what moves they're gonna make next—holding a respectable 46.8% win rate across nearly a thousand blitz games. Whether it's crushing opponents like farisxd12 or getting humbled by lubaschevski, ELTOINOU809 keeps the chess world guessing.
When not plotting world domination from the shadows of pawns and rooks, you'll find ELTOINOU809 playing at the magical hours of dawn or dusk—sometimes winning all their games at 5 AM, 4 AM, and 7 AM. Early riser? Night owl? The truth is out there.
In short: ELTOINOU809 is a resilient, unpredictable, and sometimes hilarious chess player who, win or lose, keeps the game interesting. Watch out—underestimate this player and you might find your queen gone faster than your Monday morning coffee.
