Endgame_god: Bullet Chess Deity, Part Time Mortal
Some players hunt quick checkmates. Endgame_god would rather drag you past move 75 and watch your clock bleed instead. Across more than 3,500 games of online chess, this is a profile of a player whose religion is the endgame and whose sermons last longer than most people's lunch breaks.
A Name That Is Technically Earned
The username is not pure marketing. A remarkable 78.24% of games reach an endgame, and the average victory takes about 77 moves to complete. Endgame_god does not beat you quickly; the win arrives like a tax refund. Combine that with a 93% comeback rate and a remarkably calm tilt factor, and you get someone who treats lost positions as unsolicited suggestions.
There is a catch, of course. The checkmate ledger reads like comedy: 301 checkmate victories against 602 times getting checkmated. The silver lining is 520 wins on time. In short, this endgame specialist either outlasts you or gets bludgeoned by you, with almost nothing in between.
The Bullet Grind
Bullet is the natural habitat, with months of 300 game marathons and a peak rating of 2290 (2025-04-16). The results by termination tell the whole story: more wins by flagging than by checkmate. Against lower rated opponents the win rate climbs toward 79%, then politely collapses to about 26% against stronger players, proving that divinity has a strict local range.
Opening Repertoire: All Hail 1.e4
Endgame_god opens with 1.e4 in nearly 90% of games as White, captures for the first time around move 6, and checks with the queen more than any other piece, because subtlety is for endgames only. The signature weapon is the Scandinavian Defense, played almost 500 times in 2025 alone.
- Scandinavian Defense: the bread, butter, and occasional heartbreak.
- Alekhine Defense: a bullet weapon posting a 52% win rate.
- Alapin Variation: the standard answer to the Sicilian.
- French Defense: Advance Variation: the classic grind against the pawn chain.
- Barnes Defense: a shocking 60% bullet win rate with a certified cursed opening.
The Caro-Kann Defense remains the confession booth, with only a 38.67% win rate. Even gods have a least favorite scripture.
Rivalries: The gloubi57 Problem
Every god has a pharaoh who refused to negotiate. gloubi57 has met Endgame_god 18 times and won 14 of them, leaving a 3-14-1 record that deserves its own museum exhibit. On the friendlier side of the pantheon, Imnotfairplay222 stands at 11-6, the designated favorite matchup.
When to Worship
The statistics reveal a sacred hour: games at 17:00 produce an 80% win rate, the highest on the account. At 23:00 it crashes to 22%, so if Endgame_god is online late at night, kindly send the challenge immediately. Tuesday is the best weekday at 48%, Wednesday the worst at 37.7%. The streak history, an 11 game winning run and a 12 game losing run, is the full circle of online chess performed by a single soul.
The Verdict
Endgame_god is exactly what the username advertises, flaws included: an endgame obsessive who grinds toward move 80, flags bullet opponents with 520 timeout wins, gets mated twice as often as delivering mate, and still shows up daily to queue again. Worship is optional. Losing on time is apparently mandatory.