Ethan Coyle

Profile: Ethan Coyle (EthxnMC)

Meet Ethan Coyle, known in the online chess petri dish as EthxnMC. This player’s rapid rating saga is quite the evolutionary tale — from a starting baseline of 991 in 2022, Ethan’s rating has fluctuated wildly like a gene pool in flux, currently resting around 660 in 2025. With 252 rapid games under the microscope, Ethan boasts a respectable 98 wins, 120 losses, and 7 draws, proving that sometimes in life (and chess), you have to survive the losses to eventually thrive.

Ethan’s tactical cell division reveals a unique knack for comebacks with a staggering 68% comeback rate and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece — talk about cellular regeneration on the board! Despite an occasional tilt factor of 9, this player’s resilience keeps their chess mitochondria humming.

When it comes to openings, Ethan’s favorite biological "organisms" are the King’s Pawn Opening (with a strong 66.7% win rate) and the resilient Scandinavian Defense (63.6%), indicating a preference for aggressive growth and rapid mutation early in the game. Interestingly, the Bishop’s Opening is another frequently played variety, clocking in at 24 games with a 37.5% success rate—sometimes adaptation requires a bishop’s eye perspective.

Ethan’s playstyle shows a tendency to average over 56 moves per win, signaling a patient organism that thrives in the endgame environment, where they've been known to show signs of steady metabolic churning (52% endgame frequency). The player’s “white blood cells” (White pieces) function slightly better than the “black blood cells” with win rates of 45% vs. 42%, respectively.

Time-wise, Ethan’s optimal metabolic hours seem to be mornings at 10 AM (77.8% win rate) and mid-evenings around 6-7 PM, proving a circadian rhythm finely tuned to outwit foes. Saturdays and Wednesdays also show higher win rates, perhaps when the brain’s neural networks are fully charged.

In summary, Ethan Coyle is a resilient contender whose chess genome is characterized by adaptability, endurance, and a quirky propensity for tactical resurrection. A player still mutating and evolving on the grand chessboard of life — always ready to replicate victories and avoid cellular apoptosis (checkmate).