Lars Nielsen - FIDE Master Extraordinaire
Born to the roar of chess clocks and the shuffle of fifty million pawns, Lars Nielsen, also known as "farsgris" in the virtual chess arena, proudly wears the title of FIDE Master—because "grandmaster" seemed too mainstream. With years of relentless blitz battles, Lars has blitzed through over 15,000 games, accumulating an impressive 7,413 wins. This rate makes him the kind of player who could probably beat you blindfolded, or at least while balancing a coffee and answering emails.
From a modest 1320 blitz rating in 2012, Lars soared to a max peak of 2471 in 2025. That’s right—he's been on a steady climb, like a knight making a knightly journey around the board. His blitz games average a lethal combination of speed and strategy, with an average move count of about 73 per win, proving he's as comfortable in endgames as a fish is in water.
Lars' playing style? Oh, it’s a blend of patience and sudden tactical explosions. His comeback rate is a staggering 87%, showing opponents that it's never over until the king is convincingly toppled. And if he loses a piece? Don’t worry—his 100% win rate after losing material means he’s probably got an "I bluff therefore I am" attitude dialed in.
Another fascinating quirk: Lars has a tilt factor of just 10, which means he keeps his cool even when the queen’s taking a walk off the board. Not to mention his longest winning streak is 12 games, and he’s currently riding a smooth 2-win streak—clearly someone who knows how to keep the momentum going.
Lars is also a social player, often trading pieces and jokes with a loyal online entourage. His favorite opponents range from bots to grandmasters, with win rates fluctuating enough to keep him on his toes.
When not crushing opponents in rapid-fire games, his daily rated adventure is quiet yet undefeated with a 3-0 record—apparently, Lars believes coffee breaks and casual games should only add to the win column.
In short, Lars Nielsen is proof that serious chess mastery and a fun-loving spirit can coexist—making him one of the most entertaining FIDE Masters to watch or challenge. Next time you face him, remember: patience, precision, and a pinch of humor will be your best defense.