Faux-Account: The Enigmatic Woman FIDE Master
Meet faux-account, a Woman FIDE Master whose blitz games read like a thrilling novel—full of twists, turns, and dazzling victories. In the year 2025, she blasted through the blitz rating charts, soaring to a peak of 2067, starting humbly at 1341 and refusing to look back. With 9 wins, just 1 loss, and a solitary draw in 11 games, faux-account’s blitz record is as impressive as it is almost suspiciously consistent.
Known for wielding her secret "Top Secret" opening with surgical precision, faux-account has an astonishing 82% win rate using it. She’s currently riding a hot streak of 2 wins, with a longest winning spree of 7 games—a streak long enough to make her opponents question their life choices.
Her style is a fascinating hybrid: she rarely resigns early, preferring instead to fight to the bitter end. In fact, she reaches the endgame nearly 73% of the time, with games averaging around 61 moves per win. Wearing black pieces? She has a clean 100% win rate, turning the dark side into a fortress. Playing white is less dominant but still respectable, with a 66.67% success rate.
Faux-account’s tactical prowess shines in adversity. She boasts a staggering 89% comeback rate and is undefeated after losing a piece, refusing to let setbacks hold her down. This resilience is matched only by her impeccable psychological game, sporting a minimal tilt factor of 1—a zen master in the heat of battle.
She prefers to strike Sundays and Fridays, with perfect win rates on those days, and mornings are her battleground with near-perfect performance between 4 AM and 10 AM. Opponents beware: faux-account has a habit of handing 100% victories to a long list of rivals, so if you’re on that list, it’s time to rethink your strategies.
Whether you call her a secret weapon or just incredibly good, faux-account is a rising star in the chess world—one whose playful username belies the serious thunder she unleashes on the board.
Hi faux-account!
You have climbed quickly from the mid-1700s to the 2000+ blitz range (2067 (2025-02-04)), largely on the back of energetic, tactical play. The notes below highlight what is already working, then give you three concrete training goals for the next rating jump.
What you are doing well
- Resolute calculation under time pressure. The Caro-Kann win against smiljko featured a long queen-hunt ending where you converted a pawn majority with <10 seconds on the clock—great nerves!
- Practical attack selection. You willingly steer into sharp positions (e.g. 12.g4!? against tw33t3s), forcing opponents to solve problems quickly.
- End-game technique. When the smoke clears and you’re ahead, you rarely let the win slip (five straight conversions in the sample).
Key improvement priorities
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Opening discipline.
Many early queen excursions (…Qa5+, …Qe5–e4, etc.) work against sub-2000 opposition but are theoretically risky. Spend one week tightening your first 10 moves:- Pick one mainline vs. 1.e4 (e.g. Classical Caro-Kann or French Defense) and stick to it for 20 games.
- With White, drop experimental openings such as 1.f3/1.g3. Replace them with your successful English (1.c4) system.
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King-safety heuristics.
Both 12.g4 (vs. tw33t3s) and 17.Nh3 (loss vs. englishcrusher) weakened dark squares in front of your own king. Before playing any pawn in front of your monarch ask, “Can my opponent exploit the squares I am giving up in the next 3 moves?” -
Blunder-check routine.
Your only recent loss came from overlooking Black’s …Qe1+ idea in a roughly equal position. Train a 10-second scan before every move: “Checks, captures, threats—mine and theirs.”
Game-specific snapshots
English Four Knights – Round 12.g4!?
The pawn storm netted a win, but after 13.Rxg4! Black equalises by returning the piece. Try analysing this with no engine, then compare.
Loss vs. englishcrusher – Critical moment
You allowed …Qe1+–Qxg3# because the queen fork on d2 looked far away. In sharp positions, forcing checks trump material. Add “opponent’s forcing moves first” to your blunder-check.
When do you perform best?
Your stats hint that you score highest in late evenings—see the heat maps below. Schedule training games in your peak slots, and reserve off-peak time for study.
Next steps
- Play a mini-match (6–10 games) where you forbid yourself from moving the queen before move 7 unless checked.
- Do 10 puzzles/day focused on defensive resources. Try the tag “Defensive Move”.
- Review each loss with a 5-minute verbal recap: “Why did I lose, and what adjustment prevents it next time?” Record or jot it down.
Good luck on your journey to 2200+—you’re closer than you think!
🆚 Opponent Insights
| Most Played Opponents | ||
|---|---|---|
| cheese711971 | 1W / 0L / 0D | |
| englishcrusher | 0W / 1L / 0D | |
| smiljko | 1W / 0L / 0D | |
| tevine2021 | 0W / 0L / 1D | |
| tw33t3s | 1W / 0L / 0D | |
Rating
| Year | Bullet | Blitz | Rapid | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 2067 |
Stats by Year
| Year | White | Black | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 4W / 1L / 1D | 5W / 0L / 0D | 64.8 |
Openings: Most Played
| Blitz Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amar Gambit | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 50.0% |
| Caro-Kann Defense | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| English Opening: Four Knights System, Nimzowitsch Variation | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Diemer-Duhm Gambit (DDG): 4...f5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Philidor Defense | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Colle System: Rhamphorhynchus Variation | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
| Nimzo-Larsen Attack | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.0% |
🔥 Streaks
| Streak | Longest | Current |
|---|---|---|
| Winning | 7 | 2 |
| Losing | 1 | 0 |