Meet FunZombie: The Undead Chess Adventurer
FunZombie, a chess player whose name brings imagery of a lumbering brain-craving competitor, surprises opponents with cunning moves and unexpected bursts of brilliance. With a 2025 Rapid rating peaking at 688 and holding steady at 665, FunZombie is no slow walker in the battlefield of 64 squares.
This player thrives especially in Rapid games, where over 648 battles have been fought—winning 329 times, losing 285, and drawing 34. FunZombie prefers the mysterious "Top Secret" opening, wielding it in 540 games with nearly a 50% win rate, proving that some secrets actually do pay off. Beware the Kings Pawn Opening King's Knight Variation though: FunZombie boasts a perfect 100% win rate there, rendering foes hopelessly zombified.
Blitz bouts are a mixed bag with a 412 peak rating and a nearly even win-loss record, while Bullet games see FunZombie occasionally stumble but still show sparks of undead brilliance. Daily games? Well, patience is clearly not this player's strong suit—just three games with a small taste of victory.
FunZombie's style is a curious mix: resignations early on occur about 14% of the time, making it clear even the undead know when to shuffle off. Yet, in endgames, nearly half of all games see FunZombie battling till the last piece drops, averaging a respectable 61 moves per win. Tactical awareness shines brightest in comebacks, winning over two-thirds of the time after trailing, and an impressive 100% win rate after losing a piece—because the brain might wander, but the moves never do.
Psychological resilience is quirky; a tilt factor of 6 indicates some frustration, and a striking nearly 50% drop when switching from casual to rated games suggests FunZombie might mumble “not today, humans” under their breath occasionally.
Known for a balanced game with both White and Black sides, managing a 51% and 50% win rate respectively, FunZombie’s hourly best is early morning at 6 AM with a hearty 67% success rate—clearly rising before the dawn to devour brains and pawns alike.
Opponents beware: from “nimo_45” to “jagadeesh0010”, FunZombie’s recent duels are stories of survival! Among the most played adversaries is “kacpl777,” bested 57% of the time.
Whether shuffling in slow, zombie-like fashion or flashing tactical strikes, FunZombie remains a memorable player, reminding us all that in chess, sometimes the dead play on, and the living fear to face them.
