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Profile: GMNotSoSerious

Meet GMNotSoSerious, a bullet and blitz aficionado who plays chess as if each move were a punchline to a joke only they understand. Starting off modestly in 2020 with a bullet rating of 1867 and a blitz rating just shy of 1615, they quickly skyrocketed to a blistering bullet peak of nearly 3000 by 2022, proving they're no one-trick pony or one-move wonder.

Known for their unyielding grit, GMNotSoSerious boasts a comeback rate of 87.88% and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece—because giving up material clearly isn't part of their game plan. They tend to play long and strategic, with an average game exceeding 80 moves when they win. Opponents beware: the endgame is where GMNotSoSerious truly shines, appearing in over 84% of games.

Their winning streak record is the stuff of legends: a mind-boggling 27 wins in a row. Though currently on a humble one-game streak, their prowess remains undeniable. Psychologically, they have a tilt factor of 15, which means frustration occasionally visits but never overstays its welcome.

When it comes to openings, GMNotSoSerious keeps opponents guessing with "Top Secret" lines, winning nearly 57% of bullet games played using this mysterious arsenal. Their win rates differ by color, favoring White with 58% victories versus 51% with Black, confirming their enjoyment of trying both sides—and maybe an extra chuckle as White.

Playing style? Early resignation is practically off the menu at a rate of just over 1%, highlighting their stubbornness, patience, and a clear refusal to surrender—unless the joke has run its course.

Preferred hours are as eclectic as their username, with peak performance hitting just before noon and after sunset—proving GMNotSoSerious is equally comfortable crushing opponents under daylight or moonlight.

Off the board, they maintain a vast and diverse rival list featuring opponents like shadowking71 and swiss_fighter, showing an impressive 61% and 100% win rates respectively. However, beware the enigmatic platy3, who has somehow found a way to triumph only 9.5% of the time—guess nobody's perfect.

All in all, GMNotSoSerious is a battle-hardened chess enthusiast with a sharp tactical mind, a penchant for endurance, and a humor that keeps the game fun—even if the clock is mercilessly ticking.