GoblinIsHere: The Chess Conjuror with a Mischievous Streak
Once upon a chessboard, in the digital depths of strategy and cunning, there thrived a player known only as GoblinIsHere. Not your average grandmaster-in-the-making, GoblinIsHere blends relentless determination with a pinch of unpredictable goblin-esque magic, constantly keeping opponents guessing and occasionally scratching their heads. Armed with a peak rapid rating of 1660 and a blitz zenith of 1595, this crafty player doesn’t just play chess—they dance a chaotic, tactical jig across the board.
Career Highlights & Style
- Rapid games dominate GoblinIsHere’s repertoire with a staggering 67% win rate in over 977 battles, most using an enigmatic "Top Secret" opening though the exact recipe remains a mystery (we suspect goblin smoke and mirrors).
- Blitz and bullet battles see intense skirmishes with near 50-50 win ratios, proving endurance and resilience against the clock, even though sometimes the goblin just wants to play fast and funky.
- With a longest winning streak of 21 games, this is a player who can chain victories like goblins chain their pranks—unstoppable and relentless—until, well, the inevitable goblin hiccup.
Tactical Prowess & Psychological Edge
Like a mythical creature lurking in the shadow of the board, GoblinIsHere boasts a 78% comeback rate — a true testament to the inner goblin spirit refusing to surrender easily. Endgames? Frequent and favored, with over 70% of games stretching to those thrilling final chapters. A true chess goblin loves a good long fight.
Their play is marked by an almost scary resilience: even after losing a piece, GoblinIsHere manages to snatch victory with more than half the time. But beware: the goblin can tilt, with a tilt factor of 16, making matches both exciting and a roller-coaster ride of moods.
Signature Moves & Openings
While the exact openings remain shrouded in mystery (Top Secret, after all), GoblinIsHere’s games show love for aggressive and complex middlegame plays alongside a sneaky use of the Queen’s Pawn Opening and Pirc Defense, leading to tactical fireworks and opportunistic checkmates.
Memorable Moments & Recent Battles
One recent gem saw GoblinIsHere decimate opponent GeorgianaMorea in a stunning display of resourcefulness and timing, culminating in a beautiful checkmate after a fierce tussle involving pawn storms and rook lifts. Despite a rating gap favoring the opponent, GoblinIsHere’s relentless pressure proved decisive.
Not all days are victories though — losses against tough competition remind us that even goblins stumble. Yet, the spirit remains unbroken, always ready for the next challenge with a mischievous grin.
In Summary
Whether you see them as a wily trickster or a tenacious warrior, GoblinIsHere is a force on the chessboard. Expect surprises, resilience, and moments of brilliance wrapped in a cloak of playful mischief. Watching their games is like inviting a goblin to tea—unpredictable, entertaining, and you never quite know what will happen next!
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🆚 Opponent Insights
| Most Played Opponents | ||
|---|---|---|
| boba b | 256W / 118L / 10D | View Games |
| piolhadaschess | 17W / 69L / 6D | View Games |
| David Hernandez | 68W / 10L / 7D | View Games |
| Vannyka Khorn | 28W / 2L / 0D | View Games |
| Georgiana Morea | 2W / 20L / 0D | View Games |
Rating
| Year | Bullet | Blitz | Rapid | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 1370 | 1595 | 1660 | 954 |
| 2024 | 1370 | 1595 | 1660 | |
| 2023 | 1353 | 1561 | 1603 |
Stats by Year
| Year | White | Black | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 17W / 20L / 0D | 21W / 21L / 1D | 58.1 |
| 2024 | 345W / 179L / 16D | 367W / 170L / 27D | 63.2 |
| 2023 | 306W / 275L / 22D | 296W / 281L / 27D | 71.5 |
Openings: Most Played
| Rapid Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amazon Attack | 293 | 215 | 71 | 7 | 73.4% |
| Czech Defense | 114 | 78 | 31 | 5 | 68.4% |
| Dutch Defense | 77 | 49 | 28 | 0 | 63.6% |
| Caro-Kann Defense | 59 | 40 | 17 | 2 | 67.8% |
| Philidor Defense | 50 | 33 | 15 | 2 | 66.0% |
| Australian Defense | 46 | 30 | 11 | 5 | 65.2% |
| Amazon Attack: Siberian Attack | 41 | 27 | 11 | 3 | 65.8% |
| English Opening | 35 | 25 | 6 | 4 | 71.4% |
| Caro-Kann Defense: Exchange Variation | 19 | 16 | 2 | 1 | 84.2% |
| Modern | 18 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 61.1% |
| Blitz Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amazon Attack | 122 | 69 | 48 | 5 | 56.6% |
| Caro-Kann Defense | 58 | 30 | 27 | 1 | 51.7% |
| Slav Defense: Exchange Variation | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 | 62.1% |
| Caro-Kann Defense: Exchange Variation | 23 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 52.2% |
| Slav Defense | 15 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 46.7% |
| Amazon Attack: Siberian Attack | 14 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 35.7% |
| Australian Defense | 14 | 4 | 9 | 1 | 28.6% |
| Czech Defense | 11 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 18.2% |
| Amar Gambit | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33.3% |
| London System: Poisoned Pawn Variation | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83.3% |
| Daily Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bird Opening: Dutch Variation | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bullet Opening | Games | Wins | Losses | Draws | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amazon Attack | 266 | 136 | 119 | 11 | 51.1% |
| Caro-Kann Defense | 182 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 51.6% |
| Australian Defense | 150 | 64 | 78 | 8 | 42.7% |
| Amar Gambit | 67 | 32 | 34 | 1 | 47.8% |
| Caro-Kann Defense: Exchange Variation | 65 | 34 | 28 | 3 | 52.3% |
| London System: Poisoned Pawn Variation | 41 | 19 | 20 | 2 | 46.3% |
| Slav Defense | 33 | 19 | 14 | 0 | 57.6% |
| Amazon Attack: Siberian Attack | 33 | 19 | 14 | 0 | 57.6% |
| Benoni Defense: Benoni Gambit Accepted | 31 | 14 | 17 | 0 | 45.2% |
| Modern Defense | 20 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 75.0% |
🔥 Streaks
| Streak | Longest | Current |
|---|---|---|
| Winning | 21 | 0 |
| Losing | 16 | 1 |