GothamchessNoobtoo

Meet GothamchessNoobtoo: The Noob with Knightly Ambitions

Once upon a checkered battlefield, GothamchessNoobtoo emerged from the shadows of obscurity armed only with a restless curiosity and a quirky sense of humor. Starting at a rapid rating barely above the cellular level (188 in 2023), this budding chess enthusiast has undergone a metamorphosis worthy of any biological pun—transforming from a fledgling pawn into a nearly fully-fledged 1500+ Rapid player by 2025.

Growth Spurt & Evolution

Like a chess rook crawling out of its opening lair, GothamchessNoobtoo's rapid rating skyrocketed from humble beginnings to 1503, showcasing a tenacious spirit and a knack for critter-ing their opponents off guard. Their blitz and bullet ratings have also evolved purposefully—migrating from the murky depths of the 700s to a sprightly 994 in blitz and maintaining a bustling bullet rating close to 685.

Playing Style: Strategic DNA Sequenced for Wins

• Endgame Frequency: 48.16% — Proving that the true survival instincts kick in when most others fold.
• Average Moves Per Win: 53 — GothamchessNoobtoo isn’t just fast-growing, they’re a patient strategist.
• Comeback Rate: A staggering 64.63% — when GothamchessNoobtoo loses a piece, the fight is far from over, much like a remarkable cellular regeneration!
• Win Rate After Losing Piece: An almost microscopic 99.61% — clearly this player does not let a little cellular damage derail their mission.

Psychological Stats: The Inner Genome

Despite enduring a tilt factor of 10 (chess players have feelings, after all), GothamchessNoobtoo stays resilient. Their early resignation rate is a modest 8.77%, showing a healthy resistance to giving up the fight prematurely—a quality that would make even a stubborn amoeba proud.

Win/Loss: The Stats That Matter

Across rapid, blitz, and bullet, this player has amassed 1,015 wins to 738 losses, with just 42 draws, embodying the raw survival instinct of a creature determined to thrive.

Favorite Opponents & Memorable Battles

They’ve faced off against frequent foes like hesperfecto and theguywhoplayschesace multiple times, maintaining a competitive win rate above 75%—a testament to GothamchessNoobtoo’s growing chess jungle dominance.

Peak Performance Times: When the Neurons Fire

They perform best in the early evening hours around 7 PM and top Tuesday and Wednesday win rates, proving that even nocturnal predators have their prime hunting hours.

In short, GothamchessNoobtoo is a living, breathing testament to growth, resilience, and the endlessly weird and wonderful biology of chess improvement. Whether you challenge them, prepare for a predator-prey dance on 64 squares where every move counts in the ecosystem of the board.

Keep calm and don’t pawn your queen!