Gregorio Lorenzo (gregorylars)
Meet Gregorio Lorenzo, a chess enthusiast who dances deftly across the 64 squares like a caffeinated knight on a sugar rush. Starting with a modest rating in 2019, Gregorio's Bullet chess prowess skyrocketed from about 1450 to a stunning 2400 in 2025—a climb that can only be described as "How did he do that?!"
Known in the chess hustling world for his love of Bullet and Blitz games, Gregorio is no stranger to speed and precision. With nearly 40,000 Bullet games under his belt and a solid win record, he’s basically the Usain Bolt of rapid-fire chess. His average move count per win is an impressive 71, showing that he’s not just a speedster but also a strategic marathon runner.
Playing Style & Strengths
- Early Resignation Rate: A humble 0.4%, because giving up is for mere mortals.
- Endgame Guru: Plays around 76% of his games till the endgame, proving he has nerves of steel and love for those tricky finales.
- Comeback King: An 82.78% comeback rate means Gregorio’s never down for long—like a chess Terminator with a knack for redemption.
- Stubbornly Persistent: Wins a jaw-dropping 99.99% of games even after losing a piece. Yes, you heard that right—piece down, never out!
Favorite Openings
Gregorio's opening repertoire is as eclectic as his opponents. He loves the Sicilian Defense Smith Morra Gambit and Scandinavian Defense variations, gaining 55-65% win rates—kind of like throwing a surprise party where he’s the only one celebrating.
Psychological Trends
With a tilt factor of 15, Gregorio keeps his cool better than most. Although his rated play is slightly more challenging than casual, he handles pressure with the chill of a chess zen master.
Peak Performance Hours
Fun fact: Gregorio checks his opponents' kings with greater accuracy between 3 AM and 5 AM, boasting over 58% win rates. Looks like the nocturnal chess ninja is at his best when the rest of us are dreaming of checkmates!
Rivalries and Records
Among his most played opponents are "gmcanty" and "griesgramdergrobe," whom he’s met over 1,300 times combined—talk about repetitive stress injury risk! He dominates many opponents with win rates hitting 100% and suspiciously low rates with a few unlucky ones (looking at you, "pricelesscartoon").
More Than Just Numbers
Despite the numbers, Gregorio is more than just stats and ratings—he’s the kind of player who probably uses chess to keep the WiFi warm at midnight, conquer daily anxiety, and entertain friends with his hilarious post-game banter. A relentless strategist, a sharper tactician, and the dubious owner of the highest bullet rating on the block, Gregorio Lorenzo is a chess story you don't want to miss.
