Haducken

Haducken - The Bullet Maestro

Haducken is not your average chess player. With a bullet rating that has danced around the 2000+ mark, peaking impressively at 2148 in December 2023, this player is a whirlwind on the chessboard. Known for their intense focus and lightning-fast moves, Haducken has played over 22,000 bullet games, winning a whopping 22,751 of them. That's a tidal wave of victories, peppered with just enough losses and draws to keep things spicy.

If you look closely at Haducken’s opening repertoire, you’ll notice a fondness for the Van t Kruijs Opening, their favorite weapon of choice for over 23,800 games with just about as many wins as losses, proving a persistent and consistent character. Classic and reliable, much like a chess version of that friend who always brings snacks.

But it’s not just about winning; it’s about winning with style. Haducken’s games often last nearly 90 moves, showing they play the long game and tenaciously hold on in endgames—boasting an astounding 93.5% endgame frequency. Their psychological fortitude is equally impressive with a tilt factor humming along at a smooth 12, so don’t expect any tantrums or rage quitting here.

Analyzing their tactical awareness, Haducken loves a good comeback: they have a 93.6% comeback rate and nearly half the time manage to win or hold steady even after losing a piece. That's like getting punched in the face and still managing to land a knockout uppercut.

When it comes to timings, Haducken’s prime hours are around 12 PM, and the peak move time is at almost 60 moves per game. They have an uncanny ability to play their best moves after lunch (or maybe that’s just when the caffeine hits). Their favorite day is Tuesday, but with a winning spirit every day of the week, this bullet battler never slows down.

Haducken’s recent victories have come through scrappy, time-pressure-heavy battles — including a neat win against fooloftalent on June 3rd, 2025, showcasing patience and precise endgame technique to clinch victory on time. Their losses, while rare, usually arrive through a fierce tactical skirmish, indicating the player never shies away from a fight.

In short, if bullet chess had a rockstar, it would be Haducken. Fast, unforgiving, and strategic—this player channels both the calm and storm of the chessboard, reminding opponents that speed and brains can coexist in a beautifully chaotic dance.

"Play fast, play smart, and never give up—unless you’re in checkmate."