hereisjonny

hereisjonny: The Blitz Buccaneer of the Chessboard

Meet hereisjonny, a blitz chess warrior whose journey through the 64 squares is as spirited as it is unpredictable. Peaking at a respectable 2250 rating in 2018, hereisjonny has shown flashes of brilliance amidst a whirlwind of rapid-fire games.

With a blitz record of 98 wins, 170 losses, and a solitary, possibly rebellious, draw out of 269 games, hereisjonny embraces the chaos of early resignations (an astounding 97% resignation rate) with flair. Perhaps patience is overrated when you can wrap up a game in under 8 moves on average!

The opening strategy? Top Secret, literally—every game was played under this enigmatic banner. Against some opponents, hereisjonny is the ultimate nemesis: opponents like smurf4playingfriends have suffered a crushing 98.4% win rate against him, while others like itk04 have apparently left the battlefield unscathed.

Playing style is a blend of speed and spectacle. Games typically last just a few moves, and the endgame is a rare, mystical event, happening only about 2% of the time. Sometimes quick to concede but occasionally mounting heroic comebacks (5.1% comeback rate), hereisjonny keeps everyone guessing.

Psychologically, there’s a tilt factor off the charts—121 to be precise—suggesting that when things go awry, the mood swings match the rapid tempo of the games. Yet, the payoff for sticking around is a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece: if the odds turn, hereisjonny turns harder.

Perhaps the most impressive streak is a 44-game winning streak—a mythic saga in blitz lore. Though currently no streak is active, the legend lives on.

When not storming the chessboard, hereisjonny likely enjoys the quiet calm before the next explosive blitz match. The chess community waits with bated breath: will the next move be a checkmate or a dash for resign?