No Whining — No Complaining Winquitters Like To Say Easy
Also known as IMScalper
In the world of chess, No Whining — No Complaining Winquitters Like To Say Easy (let's just call them IMScalper for sanity’s sake) might just be the most prolific warrior you've never heard of. With a bullet rating dancing around the 2300s and reaching a stunning peak of 2653 in 2021, this player demonstrates tenacity that would overwhelm lesser mortals. If you think chess is all about slow, grandmasterly positional play, IMScalper’s blistering bullet stats — tens of thousands of games played — suggest otherwise.
Playing style? They have a tiny resignation rate (only 0.46%), proving that surrendering is for mere mortals who lack their iron will. Average moves per game hover around 82 moves whether winning or losing — talk about endurance. They master the endgame (appearing in 87% of games) and handle losses psychologically like a champ, with a comeback rate over 93%, and almost impossibly high win rate after losing a piece: 99.99%. If you thought throwing in the towel when behind was acceptable, think again. IMScalper plays on through the storm.
A word on openings? Their secret weapon is... well, classified. With nearly fifty thousand bullet games under the cloak of “Top Secret” openings and a 51.55% win rate, their style may be enigmatic, but it works. In blitz, they dabble in a variety of defenses — from Pirc to Caro-Kann to Ruy Lopez — with notable success in the English Opening boasting a 66.67% win rate.
This player is a machine of consistency, besting opponents across all days of the week and times of day, though they shine brightest in the evenings. Beware to challenge IMScalper between 3 PM and 8 PM chess time — their win rate spikes to over 52%. Conversely, early morning games might see them a bit softer: 35.71% wins at 8 AM sharp!
Despite the tough exterior, this bullet demon maintains a tilt factor of 16 — so, the occasional hissy fit is human after all. Rated games just edge out casuals by about 7%, a reminder that even titans have their off days.
IMScalper’s legion of opponents spans far and wide. Their favorite opponents include “danny399”, “ferrante89”, and “martimhernandez1”, battling hundreds of times. Their win rates against legendary nemeses vary wildly — from 100% triumphs over “looser003” to absolute zero vs. “slurpeee09” — but they never complain, never whine, only scalps collected.
Summary
- Bullet Peak Rating: 2653 (2021)
- Total Bullet Games: Over 90,000 (Yes, really)
- Longest Winning Streak: 21 games straight
- Playing Style: Resilient, patient, and persistent
- Preferred Opening: Top Secret (naturally!)
- Blitz Peak Rating: 2432 (2024)
- Rapid Rating: Peaked modestly at 977 (2021)
In short: When IMScalper says “Easy,” better believe it’s game over — and not for them.