Var Bhors

Var Bhors (aka iPatchXIII) - The Relentless Rook Wrangler

Meet Var Bhors, a passionate and persistent chess enthusiast whose journey on the 64 squares could be described as a thrilling rollercoaster of wins, losses, and the occasional stalemate – with more action than a blockbuster movie! Known in the chess cyberspace as iPatchXIII, Var has steadily climbed the ranks, showcasing tenacity and occasional brilliance in bullet, blitz, and rapid games.

Rating Highlights & Style

• Peak Bullet Rating: 1249 (January 2025)
• Peak Blitz Rating: 1350 (March 2023)
• Peak Rapid Rating: 1562 (April 2023) - yes, that rapid is no joke!

Var’s game is studded with strategic resilience. A high Comeback Rate of 83.85% proves that losing a piece is just the beginning of a comeback story rather than a moment to pack up and go. With a tilt factor of 10, Var knows how to keep cool, although sometimes the knight forks sting a bit! Their favorite battle ground? The endgame, which appears in over 70% of their games. Patience is key – and Var’s average moves per win (around 66) confirms they play the long game like a champ.

Playing Patterns & Quirks

Our player has a peculiar habit of sometimes starting strong and then letting the timer do the talking – clock management is an ongoing adventure with many wins and losses decided by time pressure. Early resignation is rare (under 1%) because giving up is not in Var’s vocabulary. On the bright side, the win rates when playing White (51.63%) and Black (47.56%) reveal a well-rounded competitor who never backs down regardless of the color.

Opening Moves & Favored Defenses

When it comes to openings, Var keeps opponents guessing with a “Top Secret” repertoire that numbers in the thousands of games—unauthorized leaks not allowed. Among the few named lines, the Closed Sicilian and the Scandinavian Defense get dusted off regularly, with modest success rates that suggest experimentation and a willingness to improvise.

Recent Memorable Battles

Latest triumphs have come against fierce opponents like tunathepucker and cutticaf, showcasing Var’s knack for tactical precision and willingness to go toe-to-toe in complex positions. One recent victory featured a swift resignation by the opponent, no doubt demoralized by Var's relentless pawn storm and rook activity. Losses are sparse but always a lesson, often followed by a victorious comeback the very next day.

A Bright Future Awaits

With an affinity for playing around 16:00—the prime time to win—and an average game count that would tire most mere mortals, Var Bhors is the kind of player who is as serious about their chess as they are about having fun. Whether it’s bullet blitz or the thoughtful pivots of rapid chess, Var keeps the board sizzling with exciting moves, surprising sacrifices, and just the right dash of humor in defeat and victory alike.

Watch this space. iPatchXIII is here to stay (and maybe win a few more games before the timer sneaks up)!