Profile: Jake_jortles97
Title: International Master (FIDE)
Meet Jake_jortles97, a chess virtuoso who blends strategy with a dash of humor—and maybe a few secret openings no one's allowed to talk about. With a blitz rating rocketing from 2670 in 2023 to an impressive 2810 in 2025, Jake doesn’t just play fast; he plays fast and fiercely.
Playing Style & Stats
- Blitz Mastery: Over 1,500 blitz games with a solid win rate around 54%, Jake’s always on the precipice of outpacing both time and opponent.
- Rapid Strength: A near-flawless 83% win rate in rapid games, proving they can slow down just enough to see three moves ahead—and maybe crack a smile.
- Endurance: Loves long battles with nearly 80% endgame frequency and an average of ~75 moves to claim victory, demonstrating patience and persistence.
- Comebacks: If you thought Jake was down for the count after losing a piece, think again—with a staggering 89.6% comeback rate, quitting is just not in the vocabulary.
Psychological Quirks & Daily Grind
Though the Tilt Factor clocks in at 9 (basically, a little passionate anger when things go sideways), Jake turns that energy into tactical brilliance—winning 100% of games even after losing a piece!
Warning: Rated games might be tougher; Jake wins more in casual play, hinting that on casual days, the blitz wizard might just be channeling a grandmaster’s spirit... or perhaps just a lucky streak.
Notable Rivalries & Friends
Famous for varying fortunes against opponents, Jake has a perfect 100% win record vs. several foes like showmetherice and chargemax23, but holds a quirky 0% against fantastic1boy (maybe psychological warfare at its finest?).
Fun Facts
- Biggest winning streak: 14 games in a row. That’s more consistent than most coffee schedules!
- Prefers to play and win in the wee hours—21:00 hour is Jake’s golden time with a near 79% win rate.
- Early resignations are rare (only about 0.5%)—Jake believes in fighting till the last knight falls.
Known for their love of "Top Secret" openings that have baffled competitors far and wide, Jake_jortles97 stands as a beacon of resilience, speed, and clever chessmanship. Watch out—this IM is always two moves ahead, possibly three, while cracking jokes about sacrificing pawns for fun.