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Joachim Mouhamad: The FIDE Master Extraordinaire

Meet Joachim Mouhamad, a formidable chess wizard who proudly carries the prestigious title of FIDE Master. Joachim is not your average player; they're the kind of competitor who turns pawns into queens and opponents into bewildered spectators faster than you can say "checkmate."

A Journey Through the Ranks

Starting from humble beginnings with a Blitz rating of around 1400 in early 2014, Joachim has blitzed their way up, crushing ratings and expectations alike. Peaking at a stunning 2605 in Blitz during March 2021, this player has clearly evolved their game into a force to be reckoned with. Don’t let Blitz fool you—Joachim is equally adept at Rapid and Bullet chess, with ratings soaring as high as 2404 Rapid and 2488 Bullet, showcasing a versatile mastery across all fast formats.

Style of Play: Patience Meets Ferocity

With an uncanny 85.88% comeback rate and expertly navigating endgames nearly 76% of the time, Joachim is the player who can turn the tables when you least expect it. Their games tend to be thoughtfully long, averaging about 74 moves per win—because rushing is for amateurs. Both as White and Black, Joachim has maintained impressive win rates: 56.1% with White and 51.4% with Black—so whether it’s first move or second, this tactician knows how to pounce.

Opening Repertoire: A Mix of Secrets and Classics

Joachim’s opening book is anything but boring. Among favorites are the Caro Kann Defence (with a tasty Botvinnik Carls Defense variant boasting a 70% win rate!), the Sicilian Najdorf English Attack (a spicy 60% win rate), and even some cleverly mysterious "Top Secret" openings with a respectable 46% win rate. When rapid games come around, they often whip out the Van 't Kruijs Opening, winning every time they've played it (a perfect 100% win rate!).

Recent Battles: Triumphs and Lessons

Just recently, Joachim secured a victory by resignation against hey12h, employing the classical French Defense: Advance variation like a maestro. In another thrilling encounter, they checkmated strong-cm showcasing the Queens Gambit Declined with tactical precision. Losses do visit sometimes, but hey, even legends have their off days — as witnessed in a crafty checkmate from DoctorSchultz.

Off The Board

Joachim is a player who clearly doesn't know when to quit early, with a humble 3.53% early resignation rate—which means most games go the distance and beyond. They show their true colors between 8 and 12 in the morning and around dinner time, peaking in win rates around 9-10 AM and hitting sweet spots of strategy by noon. But if you think that means they sleep easy, think again—Joachim is secretly a night owl whose "Best Time of Day to Play" is an edgy 3:00 AM. Checkmate before breakfast? Typical.

Fun Facts

• Longest Winning Streak: 31 games. That’s enough to clear a whole chess tournament in style.
• Opponent Favorite: Joachim has faced "duckingpedophiie" a staggering 1155 times with an amazing 82% win rate—guess that’s a rivalry for the ages!
• Psychological Tilt Factor: Only 10, proving that when the heat is on, Joachim stays cooler than a chessboard in Antarctica.

Whether you’re an aspiring player or just a chess fan looking for a master of both craft and cheek, Joachim Mouhamad stands tall in the realm of 64 squares—armed with brilliance, wit, and a killer opening repertoire that would make even old Bobby Fischer raise an eyebrow.

Next time you face Joachim, be prepared: it's not just chess; it's a blitzkrieg with style!