Lasagnes17

Player Profile: Lasagnes17

Meet Lasagnes17, a chess adventurer whose tactical flair has been cooked up with as much passion as a good lasagna recipe—layer by layer of strategy, spice, and unexpected moves. While not quite topping the elite chess food chain, Lasagnes17 has served up some sizzling victories and endured a fair share of burnt edges.

Rating & Stats

• Peak Bullet Rating: 634 (February 2025)
• Peak Rapid Rating: 977 (February 2025) – that's almost a Grand Master-level pasta twirl!
• Peak Blitz Rating: 551 (March 2025)
• Total Wins: 212 (across Bullet, Rapid, and Blitz)
• Total Losses: 236
• Total Draws: 43

Playing Style

Lasagnes17 isn't one to fold early, with an impressive comeback rate of 72% — like stirring the sauce after a spill. Preferring a slow simmer, their games boast an average of 60 moves per win, relishing the long strategic battles that keep opponents guessing. Early resignations are rare (just over 2%), showing true grit and perseverance.

With White, this culinary tactician wins about 45% of their attempts, and with Black, they hold their own with a 42% win rate. Beware the kingside flank: the favorite battlegrounds involve the King’s Pawn Opening and the daring Englund Gambit, where Lasagnes17 demonstrates both creativity and cunning.

Favorite Openings

• Bullet: Modern Defense and Philidor Defense (100% win rate in Blitz openings like the Center Game and French Defense Exchange Variation).
• Rapid: King’s Pawn Opening and Pirc Defense (solid half their games end in wins here).
• Blitz: A variety of gambits and defenses, including the Englund Gambit and the Owens Defense.

Performance Patterns

Curious about timing? Lasagnes17’s best brain hours aren’t what you'd expect—early morning hours, especially around 3 AM, seem to ignite their strategic genius. This nocturnal note is backed by a stellar win rate above 66% during the odd hours of 2–4 AM, but watch out around midday; it’s a bit more of a toss-up there.

Day-of-week performance peaks on Fridays with over 51% win rate, making Lasagnes17 the perfect chess companion to kick off the weekend.

Memorable Recent Game

In a dazzling match on May 29, 2025, Lasagnes17 secured a memorable checkmate against gh_zboon using the Caro-Kann Defense: Panov Attack—turning the board into a lasagna of threats and surprises. The final move, Qa3#, was a perfect cherry on top.

Friendly Rivals & Opponents

Lasagnes17 often tangles with players like lakrokette3 (11 games) and stasan75, with varying results. They have a mixed but valiant win rate, showing resilience and true competitive spirit. Opponents beware: victory against Lasagnes17 is definitely possible but rarely predictable.

In a Nutshell

Whether blitzing through a game or slowly simmering their plan in rapid matches, Lasagnes17 blends humor, determination, and strategic depth into every move. Like a layered lasagna, this player offers a delightful complexity, with unexpected comebacks and hearty enjoyment of the game. Maybe not the strongest player in the kitchen, but surely one with flavor and passion aplenty.