Profile: maddeningwaste
Meet maddeningwaste, a chess virtuoso who’s turned the virtual board into a battleground where queens, knights, and pawns dance to their relentless command. Rising from a Blitz rating of 545 in early 2023 to a stunning peak over 2700 by 2025, this player has proven time and again that patience and perseverance in the heat of speed chess do pay off... or at least confuse the opponent sufficiently!
With over 2,500 Blitz games under their belt, maddeningwaste balances a fierce Top Secret opening strategy boasting a solid 55% win rate, alongside masterful control in Rapid and Bullet formats. Ever the tactician, their rapid comeback rate of 86% and perfect win rate after losing a piece showcase a mix of Jedi-like resilience and perhaps a knack for psychological warfare—tilt factor of eight included!
When playing with the white pieces, maddeningwaste shines brighter with a nearly 57% win rate, while black pieces don’t escape unscathed either at a respectable 53%. Their average game length? A marathon of contemplation—78 moves when victorious and a longer 89 moves in defeat, suggesting they fight tooth and nail no matter the outcome.
Not one to rage quit, quitting early happens merely 0.54% of the time—clearly, they prefer battling till the end, even if it means a nail-biting loss. Online hours are prime time for maddeningwaste’s strategic strikes, with peak win rates during daylight after 2 PM and a mysterious perfect 100% success rate at 4 AM—proof that some players thrive in the witching hour.
Maddeningwaste enjoys a diverse opening repertoire but has a particular flair for the Petrov's Defense variations and French Defense Tarrasch lines, many with a perfect 100% win rate (talk about cold-blooded precision!). Their current longest winning streak is an astounding 21 games, which either makes opponents sweat or consider retirement.
Opponents beware: whether blitzing or bulleting, maddeningwaste’s tactical awareness and psychological fortitude make them a delightfully maddening opponent—hence the fitting username. Be prepared to be outclassed, outplayed, and, if lucky, outlasted.