Profile: MattHaysomAU - The Chess Cell Maestro
Meet MattHaysomAU, a chess player whose game is as dynamic as a mitosis in full swing! Battling it out since at least 2025, Matt's rating journey is quite a biological experiment, with peaks and dips resembling the complex rhythms of cellular respiration.
Chess Organism & Growth
In Bullet chess, MattHaysomAU reached a maximum rating of 332 but also experienced lows around 126 — proving that even the strongest nucleotides have their moments of mutation! Playing 90 rapid-fire games, his average rating hovers close to 194, with a respectable 41 wins. Blitz performance is no less evolutionary, peaking at 280 with a nearly balanced win/loss record that reflects his adaptive strategies.
Opening Genes Sequenced
Matt's favorite openings are like genes carefully expressed:
- Nimzowitsch Defense – a mighty 80% win rate in Bullet, showing his defensive mitochondria well-powered.
- Queen’s Pawn Opening – perfect 100% win rate in Bullet chess, a real crown jewel in his genome.
- Van 't Kruijs Opening – used frequently with about 46% success; it’s a solid backbone in his repertoire.
- Others like King's Pawn and Reti feature regularly, proving versatility in his evolutionary toolkit.
Battlefield Triumphs & Survival Instincts
With a longest winning streak of 7, Matt knows how to rapidly replicate his successes. His comeback rate is an impressive 49%, and his win rate after losing a piece is a perfect 100% — talk about cellular repair in action! However, he’s not immune to mutations, with a mild tilt factor of 8 and an early resignation habit in about 19% of games.
When & How Matt Hatches Victories
Matt’s playing times have their own daily rhythms: peak win rates occur in the afternoon (14:00 and 22:00 hours), achieving perfect 100% win rates — like the rhythmic oscillations of the circadian cycle! Weekends are particularly strong days, especially Saturday with a 57% win rate. He reigns equally well playing as White or Black, each hovering near 44% win rates, showing no dominant chromosome in his pattern.
Famous Foes and Rivalries
Opponents like “kommitommy” and “endless_void_monarch” find their kingdoms swiftly conquered (100% win rate), whereas “lemonadej2” is more of a pesky virus reducing Matt’s wins to zero. With multiple “hosts” in his game record, Matt keeps evolving and adapting with every duel.
The Final Mate
MattHaysomAU might still be in the early phases of his chess lifecycle, but his tactical DNA is promising. Whether sequencing smart opening moves or making surgical comebacks after losing material, Matt’s playstyle is a fascinating study in cellular chess biology — where every move is part of a grand, living strategy.
