Epic Chess Pwner

Epic Chess Pwner: The Legend Behind the Moves

Meet Epic Chess Pwner, a force to be reckoned with on the digital 64-square battlefield. While some players slowly build up their skills, Epic dashes straight to tactical dominance, boasting a blitz peak rating of 2567 and bullet zenith at a staggering 2742 – because who needs sleep when you can checkmate at lightning speed?

The Journey

Since hopping onto the chess scene in 2013, Epic has battled through almost 10,000 blitz and bullet games combined. With an impressive bullet win count exceeding 7,800 and over 3,600 blitz victories, this player has turned the art of rapid-fire chess into a masterclass. Their rapid games might be fewer, but with a respectable 2200+ rating, they're no slouch when the clock slows down.

Opening Arsenal

Epic approaches openings like a seasoned chef—mixing classic spices with exotic flair. Favorites include the French Defense Rubinstein Fort Knox Variation—winning nearly 59% of games in blitz—and a mysterious “Undefined” category that somehow yields a 71% win rate. English Opening enthusiasts beware: the Symmetrical Variation and Anglo-Indian Kings Indian Defense never found an easy way past this player, with win rates hovering around two-thirds.

Style & Stats

• Endgame Frequency: 82% (because who doesn’t love a marathon showdown?)
• Average Moves Per Win: 78 moves, proof that patience is a virtue
• Comeback Virtuoso: 90% comeback rate – Epic refuses to quit even after losing a piece!
• Tactical Awareness: Win rate after losing a piece is a perfect 100%—yes, Epic thrives under pressure.
• Psychology: A Tilt Factor of 14—modest enough to keep calm, but with passion to keep fighting.

Opponent Highlights

Some players just can’t handle Epic’s style, with a 100% win rate against notable opponents like marchess and jostim. However, not everyone surrenders—raskolnnikov has pushed Epic to a tougher 60.77% success margin. The player’s competitive spirit shines through every match, revealing a relentless drive to dominate, analyze, and of course, pwn.

Clockwork Wizardry

Much like a grandmaster of time itself, Epic’s best performances tend to strike in the afternoon and evening hours, boasting impressive win rates around 65-75% between 13:00 and 15:00 (and a jaw-dropping 74.8% at 13:00!). Weekends are prime for wreaking havoc, with Saturday win rates topping 65%.

Fun Facts

Despite all the calculated execution, Epic isn’t afraid of a good old fast resignation—only about 0.62% early resignations, showing a heart that beats for the fight till the very last pawn move.

Whether casually or rated, Epic Chess Pwner has etched their name in the annals of online chess battlegrounds. Their motto might as well be: “Lose a piece? No problem — I’ll win the game anyway!”