misterfistrr

Profile Summary: misterfistrr

Meet misterfistrr, a rapid chess enthusiast whose journey on the 64 squares resembles a rollercoaster ride—with more ups than downs, but enough thrills to keep things exciting. With a peak rapid rating of 667 achieved in late 2023, misterfistrr has shown remarkable persistence and a knack for clawing back into games, boasting a comeback rate shy of 60%. Some say tactical resilience is his middle name.

Playing style? Expect a good dose of endgame wizardry—over 57% of his games reach this phase, where he tends to hang out longer than a promising late-night chess stream. His average moves per win and loss both hover around 58, proving he’s not one to rush decisions; he’s the marathon runner of the chessboard, not the sprinter. Early resignations are rare (6.3%), showing he fights hard till the end, or until his coffee runs out.

As black, misterfistrr has a slight edge, winning about 47% of games—probably thanks to his favorite opening arsenal dominated by the Scandinavian Defense and its variations. Among these, the Scandinavian Defense Mieses Kotrc Variation stands out as his secret weapon with a 53.5% win rate, while the classic King's Pawn Opening remains a bit stubborn with a 43.6% success rate.

Misterfistrr’s chess schedule could be a subject of study: his best time to play is oddly at 5 AM, when the world sleeps and the pawns march quietly to victory. He’s downright lethal at dawn, boasting a 75% win rate at 5 AM—clearly when the brain is freshest and the coffee might actually work its magic. On the other hand, weekday mornings and early evenings are his sweet spots, while afternoon sessions can be a bit rough (we won’t name the “tilt factor”, but it’s a cheeky 11).

The record books show 463 wins to 473 losses with 74 draws—a close rivalry with fate! Notable is his mixed relationship with opponents: he has impeccable perfect win streaks against an impressive list of friends (and foes), while others have exposed some chinks in his armor. Epic winning streaks cap at 8 games; losing streaks, well... let’s just say he knows how to stay humble with an 11-game skid at worst.

When it comes to finishing games, misterfistrr prefers the dignity of resignation victories (271 wins this way—because sometimes it’s just polite to concede) but is never shy of delivering checkmates himself (157 wins by checkmate). His last recorded game was a swift and stylish checkmate victory, demonstrating his love for tactical flair.

In all seriousness, misterfistrr embodies the spirit of a passionate amateur who embraces every challenge with humor, resilience, and a love for the game. Whether it’s resurrecting lost positions or pulling off sneaky Scandinavian traps, he’s a player who proves that chess mastery is a journey filled with patience, calculation, caffeine, and plenty of laughs.

Keep an eye on this one—you might catch him crushing it while the rest of us are hitting snooze!