Profile Summary: ninjaweasel
Meet ninjaweasel, a force to be reckoned with on the 64 squares and a true stealthy predator lurking in the shadows of online chess arenas. Since first appearing in 2011 with a modest Bullet rating of 1813, ninjaweasel has been on a rocket-powered quest to chess stardom, currently boasting a blistering Bullet rating peaking at 2464 and a Blitz rating soaring to 2518 in 2024. It’s safe to say this weasel has mastered the art of quick strikes and lightning-fast calculations, much like its namesake, blending finesse and ferocity.
Chess Career Highlights:
- A Bullet wunderkind from the start, accumulating over 41,125 wins with a solid 55.73% win rate in their top-secret opening repertoire.
- In Blitz, ninjaweasel commands respect with a peak rating of 2518 and a win count exceeding 21,000.
- Known for tactical wizardry, with a mind-boggling 93.82% comeback rate and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece—because giving up is never an option!
- Endgames are ninjaweasel’s playground, enjoying an impressive endgame frequency of 80.28% and an average of 82 moves per win, proving stamina and strategy are key.
- Famous for long winning streaks, tackling up to 33 victories in a row—who said weasels aren’t lucky?
Playing Style:
ninjaweasel is a resilient tactician with a penchant for perseverance. They prefer marathon battles over sprint finishes, averaging over 80 moves to victory in games, and they hardly ever resign early (1.74% early resignation rate). With an uncanny ability to bounce back from setbacks and a cool tilt factor of 37, they balance psychological warfare with sheer skill.
Favorite Openings:
The enigma thrives on mystery, employing a “Top Secret” approach in most Bullet games, but ninjaweasel’s repertoire also showcases a fondness for modern and classical strategies alike:
- Nimzowitsch Larsen Attack (Classical and Modern Variations) with over 60% wins.
- English Opening – King's English Variation boasting a stellar 80.77% win rate in Bullet.
- King's Fianchetto Opening, a personal favorite with a win rate pushing 65%.
Fun Facts:
- ninjaweasel’s win rate peaks midweek, playing their best on Wednesdays with over 55% victories.
- Preferred battle hours are the witches’ hours — early mornings and late nights when the stars align for calculated brilliance.
- Despite an intimidating moniker, ninjaweasel keeps it classy, showing a respectable win rate with White (55.91%) and Black (53.49%).
- Always up for a challenge, ninjaweasel’s official record includes over 71,000 Bullet games and 37,000 Blitz games. That’s a lot of pawns sacrificed for glory!
With a dynamic and relentless approach, ninjaweasel personifies the spirit of a cunning challenger: ready to strike swiftly, recover gracefully, and outwit opponents with a sly grin. Whether they’re darting through Bullet games or fortifying positions in Blitz, this player is truly a chessboard enigma — a sneaky weasel who leaves opponents wondering where it all went wrong.
