NotBeeks: The Buzzkill of the Board
NotBeeks might not sting with a killer rating, but this chess player sure knows how to hive a good fight! Emerging in 2022 with a modest blitz buzz around 674, NotBeeks has persistently flown through the ranks, albeit sometimes getting caught in the spiderwebs of losses. Despite a somewhat rocky start with zero wins in the early blitz battles, this player’s resilience reminds us that good things come to those who swarm persistently.
With an affinity for the mysterious Top Secret openings, NotBeeks plays their cards close to the vest – or should we say, wing covers – showing a stingy 16.7% win rate in blitz but a much sweeter 52.9% success rate in rapid games. Clearly, their tactical pollen is most potent when they have a bit more time to nectar through the midgame.
NotBeeks’ gameplay is like watching a bee work a flower: a bit of buzzing in the early endgame phase (not too early to resign though, clocking only a 3% early resignation rate) and a steady flight through an average of 44 moves per victory. Their comeback rate shines brightly at 50%, with a flawless 100% win rate after losing a piece – talk about turning a sting into sweet victory!
Psychologically, NotBeeks admits to a tilt factor of 15%, showing some vulnerability to the dreaded hive-mind pressure, but that only adds charm to the human behind the wings. The player’s strongest wingbeats appear between the hours of 1 AM and 6 AM, with a spectacular 100% win rate during these twilight rounds – nocturnal nectar gathering at its finest.
When faced with frequent opponents, sskep is their arch-nemesis, with a tough 4% win rate over 25 angry encounters. Yet against occasional rivals like piraquiveeeeeeeeee and luissna, NotBeeks totally pollinated the win garden at a 100% clip.
Whether skimming the edges of blitz or savoring the slow sweetness of rapid, NotBeeks proves that even the smallest bee can pack a combative bite. So next time you see this player buzzing around the board, beware – they may just swarm into your territory and leave you stinging with defeat!
