PatheticClown

Profile Summary: PatheticClown

Meet PatheticClown, a chess gladiator whose battlefield is mostly Blitz and Bullet time controls, with the occasional rapid cameo to keep opponents guessing. Armed with a peak Blitz rating of 2706 and Bullet maxing out at 2633, PatheticClown proves that they are no joke on the 64 squares — even if their username suggests otherwise.

This enigmatic player is a master of the mysterious "Top Secret" opening, which they’ve employed over 2,000 blitz games with nearly a 44% win rate, and a remarkable 50% success in Bullet - because who doesn’t like a little mystery with their tactics?

Known for exceptional resilience, PatheticClown sports a colossal comeback rate of 91.18% and an almost mythical 100% win rate after losing a piece — clearly nobody told the king he’s already halfway down the battleground!

Despite a tilt factor of 8 (yes, even the best have their off days), their longest winning streak is a mighty 14 games, with a current streak of 2 wins — promising signs that this clown is no mere jester but a serious contender.

Fun fact: PatheticClown average games per win involve around 84 moves, so don’t expect a quick checkmate — this player fights until the endgame curtain call, appearing in nearly 80% of games (endgame aficionados unite!).

When it comes to timing, early mornings (6 AM) and late evenings (9 PM) are their golden hours, boasting win rates above 57% and 58% respectively. Rise and grind or night owl hustle, PatheticClown is ready!

In the friendly war arena, they have squared off most with rivals like chesswithakeem and reach2800, each encounter a test of wills with ~50% win rates—no clowning around there.

All in all, PatheticClown is a paradox wrapped in a riddle, blending tactical genius, endurance, and a pinch of comedic flair to keep the chess world entertained and slightly baffled. On paper the name says “Pathetic,” but on the board, this clown's no clown — just a seriously skilled competitor.