Profile: plorpz, International Master
Meet plorpz, the chess virtuoso who holds the prestigious title of International Master awarded by FIDE. Known for an explosive style and a heart of steel, plorpz isn't just a player—they're a blitz and bullet aficionado with ratings that would make even grandmasters raise an eyebrow.
In 2024, plorpz skyrocketed from a respectable 1790 blitz rating at the year's start to a mind-blowing peak of 2822, finishing at a solid 2783. Even with just a handful of games played in 2025, plorpz maintained near-perfect form, cruising at a blitz rating just shy of 2800. Bullet chess? No problem. With an average rating of about 2750, and flawless recent results, plorpz is basically a human bullet timer.
Their secret opening? Classified under "Top Secret"—and with a win rate above 66% in blitz and 70% in bullet, secrecy obviously has its perks. Opponents beware: plorpz has dominated a wide array of challengers, boasting perfect win records against many, including "lennis93," "speed-o-sonic," and "davit_tiraturyan." If you see plorpz on the pairings board, you might want to sit back and grab popcorn instead of trying risky gambits.
Holding a longest winning streak of 11 games and a current streak at 6, plorpz is a juggernaut on the rise. Their average game length hovers just shy of 88 moves when winning, which means they’re in it for the mental marathon—not just a quick checkmate dash. Their endgame skills shine through, visible in a remarkably high endgame frequency of over 84%, showing patience, precision, and nerves of titanium.
Psychologically, plorpz is a comeback king with an astonishing 90%+ recovery rate after setbacks and a flawless 100% win rate after losing a piece—make no mistake, they laugh in the face of adversity. Though they do have a slight tilt factor of 6 (hey, nobody's perfect), their average early resignation rate is impressively low at just 2.33%.
When asked about plorpz’s best playing time, weekdays aren't much of a surprise: afternoon hours and early mornings are prime turf, with nearly perfect win rates between 3 AM and 3 PM. It seems the brain's sharpest between caffeine shots and cat naps.
In short, plorpz is an International Master with a knack for blitz and bullet, a mysterious opening repertoire, and a mind capable of turning losing positions into dazzling victories. Challengers beware: facing plorpz might just be your own secret agent mission—top-secret and high-risk.