PorkinThePig: The Blitzing Barbecue Champ
Known in the chess world as PorkinThePig, this strategist sizzles on the board like a well-grilled bacon strip. PorkinThePig has been steadily improving in the blitz arena, starting with a respectable 648 rating in early 2023 and crisping up to an impressive 953 by 2025. With over 4,000 blitz games played, PorkinThePig boasts nearly a 48.5% win rate in this fast-paced format—definitely a player who knows how to bring home the bacon.
When not blitzing, PorkinThePig also dabbles in rapid and bullet formats, with notable performances that include a sizzling 52% win rate in bullet chess. You won’t see this pig folding early; with an average of over 73 moves per win, PorkinThePig clearly enjoys a good long chew on each game and isn’t afraid to dive into lengthy endgames, with a 67% endgame frequency backing this determination.
An intriguing trait is PorkinThePig’s tactical prowess—possessing an astonishing 85.5% comeback rate, and a flawless 100% win rate after losing a piece. This porcine powerhouse doesn't just squeal and scurry when behind; they charge forward, turning adversity into triumph with a snort and a smile.
Known to have a humorous side, PorkinThePig's longest winning streak is a meaty 10 games, and the player frequently competes with a variety of opponents, sometimes with a near perfect record (looking at you, brazzers81 and lukmanfariadi14gmailcom)! You could say PorkinThePig is the chess equivalent of a BBQ party—hot, lively, and downright hard to beat.
Off the board, this player’s tilt factor is low (14), suggesting that even when the heat is on, PorkinThePig remains calm—possibly imagining a delicious feast waiting on the other side of victory. Whether it’s late night blitz or lunchtime rapid, PorkinThePig shows a unique blend of grit, endurance, and tactical spirit worthy of any chess banquet.
