Quornball: The Reluctant Chess Warrior
Meet Quornball, a chess enthusiast whose rating journey in 2025 reads like a dramatic novel with a sprinkle of humor and resilience. Not quite a grandmaster but definitely not the newest pawn in town, Quornball has carved out a unique niche in the chess world with a daily rating peaking modestly at 765, a blitz max score of 1012, rapid topping at 1173, and bullet hovering around 851. Clearly, a versatile player but with a touch of unpredictability.
Despite a daily game record that might make some cringe (1 win to 4 losses – ouch!), Quornball shines brighter in rapid and blitz formats, boasting respectable win rates of approximately 53% in rapid and 45% in blitz. Bullet chess? A modest 41% win rate suggests this speedster fights a bit with the clock but never gives up without a fight.
Known for a strategic flair that includes a whopping 65.7% comeback rate and a flawless 100% win rate after losing a piece, Quornball shows that giving up is just not in the playbook. Their longest winning streak is an impressive 9 games, proving that once the stars align, they can be unstoppable.
Playing style? Expect a patient player who endures long battles (average moves per loss is nearly 60), never resigning too early despite a 9.15% early resignation rate. Both white and black pieces have nearly equal success, showing Quornball’s balanced approach to the board, winning slightly more when playing white.
Quornball’s psychological game is a rollercoaster: with a tilt factor of 9, they occasionally throw a mini tantrum but compensate by winning 20% more in rated games over casual play. The best times to catch Quornball in action are between 2 AM and 4 AM when their win rates spike above 60%, suggesting they might secretly be a night owl (or just fueled by midnight snacks).
Favorite opponents and friendly rivalries reveal a mixed bag – some opponents like bondj0o7 get a clean sweep, while others seem more like recurring nemeses. And although the opening repertoire remains top secret, Quornball’s stats say it all: they prefer a steady but cunning build-up in rapid and blitz over daily’s rocky adventures.
In essence, Quornball is a spirited chess player who combines dogged determination with occasional streaks of brilliance and a dash of humor. Not just playing the game, but living its drama one move at a time.
