RUOKHAHAHA

Profile: RUOKHAHAHA

Meet RUOKHAHAHA, a chess enthusiast whose journey on the 64 squares is as unpredictable as their username suggests. Starting the rapid battles with a promising 598 rating in 2023, RUOKHAHAHA has experienced the full rollercoaster ride of wins, losses, and those inevitable facepalms that come with the game. Despite a few rough patches, their Blitz rating soared dramatically from 214 in early 2024 to a powerful 574 by mid-year, proving that lightning-fast decisions might just be their secret weapon.

Although the Bullet format has been their more modest arena, with a max rating lingering around 291, RUOKHAHAHA’s perseverance shines brightest in rapid time controls. The player boasts a comeback rate of nearly 77%, demonstrating resilience that chess coaches often envy. When RUOKHAHAHA loses a piece, it’s not over—their win rate after such setbacks is a perfect 100%, making opponents think twice before grabbing those Pawns for free.

RUOKHAHAHA’s opening repertoire is shrouded in mystery (appropriately named "Top Secret"), with a modest 30% win rate in Rapid games, improved to a more respectable 42% under Blitz's rapid-fire pressure. Fun fact: their longest winning streak reached three games, a triumphant laugh echoed through their username during those glorious moments.

Playing as Black seems to suit RUOKHAHAHA better than White, holding a Black win rate of nearly 38%, while White struggles to crack even 28%. Whether above the board or online, this player tends to end their games in about 50 moves on average—indicating long, grueling fights that rarely end with a quick resignation. That said, they still honor grudgingly early resignations about 7.5% of the time, proving even RUOKHAHAHA knows when to cut their losses.

With an amusing tilt factor of 16, RUOKHAHAHA certainly has their moments when chess tests their Zen, but those moments only add to their character. Weekend afternoons and early evenings (Saturday, Thursday, and Friday nights) seem to be their hunting grounds with near 50% or better win rates, and if you ever catch them playing at 23:00, expect a perfect score—it appears nighttime is when the comedy and strategy truly collide.

Opponents beware: RUOKHAHAHA’s record against some rivals is downright brutal (100% win rate against a handful), while others have figured them out completely. Those who crack their code can expect a match full of surprises, laughs, and maybe a few “RUOK? HAHAHA!” messages afterward.

In summary, RUOKHAHAHA is the embodiment of the chess player who refuses to quit—even if the scoreboard says otherwise. Their relentless spirit, quirky style, and unexpected comebacks make them a memorable figure in any tournament or online arena. Whether it’s rapid, blitz, or bullet, expect the unexpected when RUOKHAHAHA is on the board.