saemangiabanane

Profile Summary: saemangiabanane

Meet saemangiabanane, the chess player who’s been quietly climbing the ranks of rapid chess, rating peaks and valleys notwithstanding. Starting off in 2024 with a modest rapid rating, this player has clearly been hitting the chess gym, scaling an impressive peak rating of 444 in April 2025 – which, let’s be honest, is basically grandmaster territory in their own universe.

Known for a tactical awareness that borders on stubborn perseverance, saemangiabanane boasts a comeback rate of 75.6%. Losing a piece? No problem! They still manage to snag a win nearly 41% of the time afterward. Sure, they’re a bit prone to tilt with a factor of 9 (the chess version of a coffee spill on the laptop), but they mostly bounce back like a champ.

With over 1,100 rapid games played, including a healthy mix of wins, losses, and draws, this player clearly loves the battlefield. Their average win clocks in around 57 moves—which means they enjoy a good, drawn-out tussle rather than quick tactical skirmishes. When they lose, games drag longer, showing their grit until the bitter end.

Openings? They’re a loyalist to the Queen's Pawn Opening, playing it over 200 times, boasting nearly a 49% win rate there. They also dabble with Scandinavian Defense and some spicy gambits like the Englund, and have surprising success with the somewhat cheeky Englund Gambit at 50% wins—because who doesn’t like a little unpredictability?

The psychological peak performance hour? That’s 1 AM, where saemangiabanane hits a 100% win rate (probably fueled by midnight snacks and sheer stubbornness). Their favorite days to play are Mondays and Tuesdays, which means they’re more Monday-motivated than most of us.

Whether it’s winning by resignation (a chess player’s polite way of saying, “I’m just too darn good”)—which folks here count 288 wins—or outlasting opponents till timeout, saemangiabanane shows versatility and resilience. Their longest winning streak is an impressive 9 games, balanced out by an equally dramatic 9-game losing streak, proving that chess mastery is a rollercoaster!

In their latest games, they demonstrated cool-headed aggression, winning by resignation and on time. But even when losing, their games are anything but dull—often a wild ride right to the bitter end. Opponents beware: saemangiabanane plays to win, and to entertain.

In short, saemangiabanane is a battle-hardened chess warrior with a quirky style, a knack for making comebacks, and enough strategic depth to give both grandmasters and casual players a run for their money. If chess had a funny bone, this player would be tickling it relentlessly.

Keep an eye on those 1 AM games—they’re pure magic.