Simz

Simz: The Bullet Stormer & Blitz Master

Meet Simz, a chess maestro whose blitz and bullet performances are nothing short of legendary — or at least, wildly entertaining. With a dynamic rating high of 2362 in bullet chess and an even more impressive 2414 peak in blitz as of late 2015, Simz proves that lightning-fast decision-making isn’t just a skill but a lifestyle.

Starting from humble beginnings with bullet ratings around 1477 in 2010, Simz rapidly escalated to crushing foes with a 74.59% win rate across thousands of bullet games, demonstrating an uncanny ability to turn even the trickiest positions into sweet victories. Whether dancing through a 50-game winning streak or shrugging off losses like a pawn’s sacrifice, Simz stays resilient with a remarkable 78.66% comeback rate.

From the checkmating flourish against Computer4-IMPOSSIBLE on December 12, 2015 (checkmate delivered in style with a queen and pawns dancing on the board), to the occasional early resignation that only makes opponents wonder, Simz keeps it fast, sharp, and amusing. A self-described “tactical awareness ninja,” they’ve mastered the delicate art of winning after losing pieces, boasting a 72.39% success rate in those gritty moments.

Simz’s playing style is a marathon wrapped in a sprint: they navigate endgames frequently (79.17% of games), averaging nearly 74 moves even in bullet chess, proving patience isn't just for classical players. Fascinatingly, their best time to deliver devastating tactics tends to be around 10 AM — clearly a morning person, at least when it comes to toppling kings.

Opponents beware: with over 3,000 bullet battles fought, Simz’s winner’s circle includes a who’s who of online challengers, complemented by flawless win records against many — just don’t ask about “kenmarton,” who seems to have a bit of luck (and a 15% win rate against Simz). Overall, Simz plays with the striking precision of a cat on a chessboard, scoring wins by timeout, checkmate, or resignation—and always with a hint of flair.

On any given day, you might find Simz deftly crushing the clock with bullet moves, or outmaneuvering rivals in blitz with a smile and a plan. One thing’s certain: if you blink, you’ll miss it. Time might be ticking, but for Simz, it's always checkmate o'clock.