sleeplord: The Forty-Wink Wonder of the Chessboard
Meet sleeplord, a chess player whose blitz and bullet games move faster than a power nap, yet somehow manage to pack in mountains of strategy. With a peak blitz rating nudging just above 2200 and bullet performances breaking the 2000 mark, sleeplord is living proof you don't need to be fully awake to outwit your opponent... though it helps.
Since bursting onto the scene in 2013 with a blitz rating of 1377, sleeplord swiftly shot up to a max of 2202 in 2014, showing a knack for lightning-fast tactical strikes and impressive consistency. Whether it's blitz, bullet, or the rare rapid adventure (that one solitary game clocks in at 1082 and ended in defeat), sleeplord’s style is anything but sleepy. Averaging over 77 moves per game, this player clearly enjoys the long haul - probably while eyeing the clock for a quick catnap between moves.
Known for an extraordinary comeback rate of over 89% and a perfect 100% win rate after losing a piece, sleeplord embodies resilience, determination, and a sprinkle of stubborn magic. It's like they wake from a semi-conscious state with a sly grin, saying, “You thought that loss would stop me? Think again.” And against countless opponents — from the machine-like computer4-impossible to human challengers — sleeplord has amassed a respectable winning percentage across the board.
Though the nickname implies an affinity for snoozing, this player’s psychological tilt factor of 15 suggests that even if they wander into some frustration, they quickly snap out of it. Their win rates peak late at night (10 PM and 11 PM boast over 57% and 66% respectively), which might hint at a nocturnal schedule — perhaps fueled by coffee or sheer adrenaline.
Sleeplord’s opening choice remains a top secret — fitting for a player who keeps their opponents guessing while scheming in the shadows. With a comprehensive win rate hovering around 55-68% depending on the time format, it’s clear this is no sleepy participant but rather a sharp, adaptive competitor ready to strike quickly or grind out complex endgames.
In summary: sleeplord is the perfect paradox of a drowsy tactician who thrives on long games, quick strikes, and epic comebacks. Whether dreaming or scheming, when sleeplord sits at the board, rest assured the game will be anything but boring.
